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You know Comedy Central was so hype to have McAfee as their obligatory sports figure to read written jokes for the next 10 years of roasts, and now they’re devastated to find out he’d flip his chair the second Jeff Ross inhales to speak.

Might be time to put Aikman in a home

big saquon game incoming but even if not please just beat the damn cowboys

Bluesky posters and their reply section

Black Parade alternate ending:

Get someone that looks at you and so on and so forth

The Flyers simply needed to be unplugged and plugged back in

This week in baseball we get to learn Florida drunk vs. Wisconsin drunk.

HEGSETH: WAR DEPARTMENT HAS DESIGNATED VANDELAY INDUSTRIES AS A THREAT TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY

-loud jaunty piano romp begins- Sixers win

PLAY THE FRIGGIN SONG

Cavs we are in your walls

sixers chippin away

I, for one, welcome our new blue overlords

Eiffel 65, in 1998:

The Flyers simply needed to be unplugged and plugged back in

-loud jaunty piano romp begins- Sixers win

what a world

I mean I gotta break out Sixers Spongebob from the archives for LeBron's first game

McLaurin and Evans seasons both probably over tonight. So shitty.

If you’re gonna grift at least make it meaner. Don’t show your ass and just flash a cheek. Don’t be a scumbag half empty, be a scumbag half full.

Gutted for Jalen, man. Hoping for full recovery.

Most children already have a piece of SpaceX in their backyard from exploding rockets.

I don't want to overreact but the Eagles offense may never score points again.

unfortunately, it still is, and will always be, Go Birds 🦅

buy stock in this band

I'm starting to lose the general line between "official music video" and "official visualizer"

new Caspian album new Caspian album!

Thinking Nuremberg 2 we make them all play rocket league in these - losing teams get roasted in a chat of 13 year olds for the rest of their lives.

achoo

dinklebeeeeerg

breh

And if that's too much there's also going to be a RedZone channel screening where it hops between all 4 at interesting plot points.

We’re just madlibbing injuries now. I’m out Sunday with a jealous tibia

A middle aged uncle near you running to the computer to call this country soft

You Can See Everything is rated R for some graphic nudity and people are hoping it's Holmes but it's just gonna be Nathan Fielder alone in his room reflecting on every previous scene butt naked.

-googles if a hockey team has ever made the playoffs with just loser points-

Flyers baby Catch the Fever and never recover.

You Can See Everything is rated R for some graphic nudity and people are hoping it's Holmes but it's just gonna be Nathan Fielder alone in his room reflecting on every previous scene butt naked.