Post

He is inviting every child in america to be a traitor.

When it is nationalized, it will benefit those chilidren. There is no reason for such important things to be in private hands.

And if you vote for me, I'll promise everyone gets a free pony!//

Lol, no he won't

And for what in return?

Fuck Musk

you don't have to suck his dick, you know that right?

After arbitarily firing tens of thousands of US public servants, stealing everyone's Social Security info and starving half a million children to death, a single SpaceX share to every kid whose parents' money paid for SpaceX anyway is pretty fucking big of Elon.

is there a chance he’s lying, can you see if there are examples of him lying in the past

Y’all just fall for every fucking lie or what?

He will not do this.

Why next year and not now? He is lying.

Will literally be worthless in a few years, if that long

There's no way that company is legitimately worth $2 trillion. It's a meme stock just like Tesla.

Are these the same kids living on that Mars colony supposedly set up 5 years ago?

Sounds... familiar.... simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Authori...

You guys are so deep in his pocket that you can’t even call an obvious lie an obvious lie.

Sure when cars can fly.

Will you please stop giving the n**i free press?

I wouldn’t trust Musk as far as I can throw him.

“Take this stock, shut up, and look the other way.”

"scumbag belches up bilge for worthless stenographers while the cult members are looking on and grinning"

It’s just money he stole from our taxes anyway. Plus, he’s fucking lying and will never deliver anyway. This absolute menace is the immigrant we should all be worried about.

incredibly irresponsible to just report shit Elon Musk says as if he's a credible and trustworthy source of information.

I'd rather my children benefit from him and his companies being taxed properly.

He's data mining again. He will need the identification of every child in order to do that and because they're under 18, they can't invest without their parents consent. Guess what...he will need all of their identification too. See how that works? Data mining.

It's TAX PAYERS MONEY! oh goodie he's going to "give" them some shares?

Do you want to do some journalism here, or are you just too lazy?

Also this whole idea is a thinly disguised attempt at co-opting public opinion and getting his way on everything he wants. 🙄

Fake news

He can fucking keep it.

he's running scared now eh!

Why do supposed serious news orgs keep regurgitating his bull?

In 2021, Musk said he would donate $6B to the United Nations World Food Program if they showed him a plan to “solve world hunger.” They did. He never paid. Don't hold your breath, kids. You're probably not getting shares of his overinflated social media company that sometimes launches a rocket.

Just pay your TAXES

Shut the fuck up

He says a lot of shit. You don’t have to print it as fact. The fuck is wrong with yall?

I’d assumed him being who he was he’d just be trying to extract it from others/create additional shares

Ah fair enough.

Elon Musk says a lot of shit. At this point, why do you just swallow what he says?

He's a liar who lies.

And CNN reports it like it is meaningful.

Lying sack of shit just like his co-conspirator Doddering Donny. Promises that never materialize designed to snag a news cycle or two.

Put it towards the national debt, it will be more useful to the kids and go a lot further.

A flying car in every pot

Who gives a shit what he says? He's a liar, idiot, and scammer. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

elon musk says a lot of things most of them not true

All the kids or just the white kids?

Yeah, he says all kinds of shit. You don’t have to print it.

Is he getting worried about his legacy like Trump

He's not giving anything to anyone. He never has. Why keep quoting someone who lies all the time?

No, he won't. Are you fucking idiots?

They're unloading bad stocks onto children who can't say no and using tax funds to do it. How is this capitalism again?

Or we could just tax billionaires at the same rate as you or I.

Hey dumdum, this isn’t news, it’s propaganda.

💯

hi CNN, i'm going to give all starving American children five billion dollars each. can you give me free publicity too, and then never follow up on whether i actually do that or not, since that's all you're fucking good for as a media outlet these days?

And we are supposed to believe him? Will you hold him to account when he doesn’t?

Musk has inferior product and do not trust his interference at NASA. Have no interest in our space program since he got his dirty hands involved. CNN do you listen???

Bad person whose whole fortune is from government subsidies is trying to find a way to further entrench his companies in the public, yeah, ok. How about we just tax him.

Trump bonds. This was the actual plan for Trump bonds

No thanks.

Come on, no he won’t, were you kicked in the head as a child

I guess his data including the SSN of every American is incomplete, does not include births since he stole the data. Good ploy to make sure he always has up to date data on every child.

Procter and gamble used to do it by sending every kid a shaving kit on their 13 birthday. It can’t be all that hard

This is an obvious lie and your network is trash. Fuck off.

Even if this wasn’t a lie it would be horrible public policy. Musk already forces his government-subsidized and overvalued securities into ETFs. Musk is a national security threat who needs to be extricated from public subsidies and government.

The billionaires and Trump are just stringing Americans on with empty promises while they transform our government to an autocracy, dislocate our economy with AI, rob our tax dollars for vanity projects, and leave us all desperate and destitute living outside the armed walls of their affluent oasis.

You guys love posting his lies

💯

He stated in an interview about a year ago that he knows going to mars will never happen...not in his lifetime.

He’s a liar. 🤥

Let’s ask where the millions he started his non profit to end world hunger went. Still sitting there tax free, earning him interest I’m sure. There’s a grift here, can someone who knows stocks well figure it out? I’m sure it will involve some kind of holding account, that doesn’t get audited.

Dude saw Scott's tots and saw a blueprint instead of a warning sign.

CNN owned by Ellison. Elons a criminal who needs to be tried and easily convicted, then forfeiture of his assets and nationalization of X, SpaceX, Tesla and the rest of his bogus companies. Make an example of him.

Stop printing lies on the internet.

Got a bridge to sell you….

With strings attached of course 🧐

Goodness, you folks are such chumps.

Not every person, mind you. Just the ones that seem innocent enough to make good PR.

He can say whatever, but let's just make him do far more than that, along with all the other billionaires' stocks too.

Elon Musk, known Nazi and liar, says very provable falsehood that will be parroted by CNN

Elon musk is a congenital liar. You left that part out. Or is it stenography day at CNN?

America will own it at some point.

we’ll decide how best to redistribute your ill-gotten wealth, Elon, it isn’t up to you

Damn, the stocks are going to fall that much?

He will give Đây là thì tương lai Bao giờ tương lai tới thì.... 😀

CNN uncritically repeating a known liar. Nice.

This never happened and nor will that! www.cnn.com/2021/11/18/t...

Lol, I missed the sub-30k bit. Yes, ofc. 😆

or tax him

He also said he would be on Mars by 2025. Just like that, this will not happen.

And by every kid, he means no kid

This is to make spacex untouchable by the government

This will pair well with the imaginary $5,000 from Trump and the Doge and tariff checks we're all getting

Noted liar who says a lot of things and literally NEVER follows through on them? THAT Elon Musk? Has traitor Weiss taken over CNN already?

Just with his kids (known & unknown), this will cost him a fortune

And hopefully the next government will nationalise Space X and then throw his ass out of America for good. Or ship him to gitmo

Me too! When we nationalize it!

It's all tax payer funded. All his businesses are.

He should pay taxes instead.

Elon Musk says a lot of things, CNN.

No he won’t. You don’t have to credulously publish everything a known liar says

Every time Elon makes news he gets asked hard questions about how many children he's killed through DOGE, and sometimes he gets sober enough to feel some human-like emotions about that. Sometimes.

If you believe this, I’ve got a nice SpaceX condo on Mars to sell you.

Stay away from my son I don’t know you

👇 bsky.app/profile/lysa...

Horseshit.

You know what would be a better way to give every child in America a stake in SpaceX? Nationalize it.

Won't be necessary when the People's Front of The Socialist States of America nationalizes it and puts him in an oubliette under trumps 'ballroom'

In europe we call this taxes

I’d rather he stay out of politics.

Confederate currency is worth more 😁

Bingo 💯

Fuck Elon Musky. Take your ass back to South Africa. Racist pedophile POS!

THIS is not a gift.

Why is he waiting until next year to do it? Because by then, the world will have moved on. He's going to do nothing. He suggests this because he needs good press after betraying Ukraine.