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Some frozen food has achieved the level of “livable” to “decent if you make additions/alterations. Many come in larger bags instead of sad little microwave boxes. Last remaining issue: Indian food has not made the leap to bags. Any portion of butter chicken smaller than “too much” is pointless.

Unable to sum up a vast topic with a potentially scary outcome I will default to; Yay for Brazil!

Everyone having fun joking about The Cheesecake Factory forgetting they used to be called the Triangle Cheesecake Factory and the deadly refrigeration accident that claimed the lives of so many workers on that fateful day. 😔

Anyone use the porn parody title Brick me up, Scotty yet?

Waiter, another oyster shot…and leave the bottle.

Diet Dr Pepper is becoming more common at chain restaurants. Hold on a bit longer, we’re winning.

Also wow no one, not even BioWare themselves in their farewell letter, remember Jade Empire.

Was always afraid of burning my house down if I went to bed while smoking so I switched to drinking soda and woke up with my house flooded 🙁

Purchased some custom embroidery.

If the Red Bull soft drink company had done all that dumb stuff with a car that Tesla did with the roadster I would have thought “those Red Bull goofs are up to their old tricks, turning our caffeine dollars into silly ideas” but Tesla did it so it sucks ass.

New dips at Dairy Queen for the chicken strip basket report: Ghost Pepper Dip, like it but not quite a one-to-one for the long dead ghost pepper ranch they had at Wendy's before they started to go downhill. Strip Dip: One of those generic "comeback" sauces but can't say it's not a good one.

I’m for review scores but only if they conform to the check, check-plus, check-minus grade system.

I love this manga!

Instead of going for ketosis I’m going to enjoy some Cheetos-is

Over the last several years I've seen people try being leftishly pro-2nd Amendment in some way and I wonder if they will ever realize they're still just agreeing with Charlie Kirk.

Weird that restaurants and hotels are in the hospitality industry and hospitals are in the restaurantality industry.

Are there guys who still get mad if you call an iPad a Big iPhone? ‘Cause I want to tell them the new HomeView is a Big iWatch.

Just imagined a Wookie going Super Saiyan. Spiky blonde hair shooting out uniformly in every direction.

Not only is it cold there but you can only listen to the lesser known tracks on albums. That's why it's called Side-Beria.

I don't know about these censored Prodigy songs, "Change my pitch up, smack my b-word up" just doesn't have the same grit.

So a Star Wars character action game, squad based strategy, flight sim, open world, and racing game have all been decent to really good. They need to keep going. We need a new RTS, management sim, cozy farm game, and a sequel to Star Wars Dance.

Damn, “God save the ME!” is one word too short.

EVs are inevitable and don't need help selling but I think someone should still try and find a way to make the motors look really cool and visible under the rear window like they do with gas mid-engine hypercars. Never underestimate the power of gawking at the shiny fast-making bits.

Wait wait, I should have gone with, “Japan-Scandinavian fusion restaurant that sells sushi called Finland”

Me gearing up to find the location of some scam callers in order to destroy their auto dialers: “You made one deadly mistake; you called me after bedtime.”

Walked by a restaurant with a sign in the window saying “we cater!” and I sure hope they mean to my every whim.

Modern Curse: “May the Rule 34 search for that new show/game/comic you just got into contain spoilers.”

When it’s especially cold outside jacket potatoes upgrade to coat potatoes and then parka potatoes.