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It just occurred to me that Donnie hasn't talked about taking a dementia test for awhile. Remember when he was talking about it every week? Isn't he overdue for another one by now? The media ought to ask him.

A nation with a healthy President has a thousand dreams. A nation with a sick President has but one.

I am no artist. I love thinking up political cartoons, but I know that by the time I delivered the drawing, the news would have moved on, but now I have Supreme Intelligence(TM). Brought to you by Kagi Research.

How to handle nominees who refuse to ever say that Donald Trump was lying about anything: Doctor Overton, we all understand that you will never admit that Trump lied and that's fine, but if you could please, if Trump was lying, could you please blink twice for this committee?

Self-admission: I was involved with the Pick-Up Community prior to 2016. AMA.

More than 10 years ago, I was a part of the blue-pill pick up community. Don't worry ladies, they don't exist anymore. I witnessed the rise of people like the Tates. Before then, there was RSD Julian. Before then, going back to the 1980s, there was Ross Jeffries. That's not what most men wanted tho.

I'm tired of Trump and all this "Dumocrat" vs. Rapepublicans nonsense.

My thoughts on social media: The billionaires have made it toxic and unusable for the better.

Just so we all are aware: Itan's annual military budget is between $6 and 23 billion dollars. Trump is now going to pay Iran $300 billion. I bet they use that money to build a nuke. Thanks DonOld, you stupid pedo.

How 'bout we pass a law that politicians must spend 80% of their time in their home state and be present at a minimum of two public gatherings a week therein? Remember when they'd ride for days on horseback to attend? We have airplanes now. There's no reason they can't commute like you and I do.

I'm watching the MMA 250 fights. Using his premium locker room access, I heard Trump is scheduled to announce which fighter had the biggest dick at the end.

Conspiracy theory: When the Trump-Epstein files finally all come out, Trump will be dead and thrown thoroughly under the bus. He knows that his life depends on them not coming out completely. Think about how much power the people in all those files have. He'd be a goner.

He has no cards. We have all the cards. Says the failed and bankrupted casino owner.

Can somebody please ask Todd Blanche if he considers Ghislaine Maxwell to be one of Epstein's victims?

There's two kinds of people in life. There's those who want to be right and there's those who want to make things better. I pay close attention to which category people fall into.

If I were Trump, I would have waited until after the midterms to start a war that would affect gas prices. But then again, I'm not stupid like he is. Just imagine thinking you could control gas prices after starting a war in the Middle East. How much dumber could Sleepy Don-Pedo possibly be?

I don't want to hear anything more about Trump's Ba'al room

No Donald, you do not need a bunker. What you need is a competent Secret Service. I've lost track of how many supposed "attempts on your life" there have been and yet you've not fired any agents? Is this another one of your cons or are you truly this incompetent? Maybe both?

Netanyahu, if you are hearing this, shove those bombs up your ass.

Trump is so dumb, when AI companies were explaining large language models to him, he asked how old they were.

As citizens of a free nation, it is each citizen's responsibility and duty to interact with our own government at least twice as much as it interacts with us.

So I was in deep reflection while waiting at the DMV, then it occurred to me. As citizens of a free nation, it is each citizen's responsibility and duty to interact with our own government at least twice as much as it interacts with us.

Things I never thought I'd hear myself say— Handing a lady a $20 at the drug store, "Oh dang. Let me give you one that isn't bloody."

Cutting daycare, cutting Medicare, cutting Medicaid, bombing a girls school. Donald, you really must stop fucking children, you stupid old pedo. Now release the Epstein files.

To my most civic-minded of acquaintances, I received some crap about the U.S. census. It included a letter saying that I was chosen for demographic purposes and this is to basically help plan the actual census. IDK tho. I don't trust this government for shit. Should I fill it out or nah?

If a butcher shop doesn't sell raw dog (finely ground beef for steak tartare), then they aren't a real butcher shop.

I bought a cheap-ish motorcycle because I've been wanting one. The dealer had 3 bikes that were basically the same and got great gas mileage. By the time I arrived on Saturday, all 3 were sold. Good thing I placed a deposit. Meesa thinks people are worried about gas prices.

Some people have been laughing at Trump and not taking him seriously for so long that it's almost hard to admit that he's actually, sincerely, one of the greatest mob bosses in all of history. In fact, it wouldn't shock me to find out that this was his plan all along.

All these government agencies now require advanced appointments. It wouldn't be so bad if you could schedule everything for the same day. As it stands, I'm burning three vacation days just to deal with my government.

I've got huge balls, but I hide them so well.

Do you think the famous parties of 100 years ago and longer that are still talked about today were totally innocent affairs where people all just laughed and laughed and had sparkling conversations? Humans only just invented sex like 50 years ago, right? Hahaha. This all should have been so obvious.

Hockey is the NASCAR of the North.

Look, this isn't hate, but there's no positive masculine energy on the left. As a kid who seemed kinda gay and was once a Boy Scout, it's honestly kind of embarrassing. I'm fine with it because I'm not a mysoginist, but what other half of the voting population do you all think you're appealing to?

I do love a good conspiracy theory. It's been fun listening to Candace lately as she takes down 🧻USA. But what of the Catholic Church hiding our true history? If they are just hoarding demonic stuff so it doesn't get out, then they're doing a piss poor job of it.

The Salem witch trials were, among other things, a way for powerful men to steal wealth and property from old widows. I'm not saying that I can prove that similar things are happening with the deportation raids, but I'm suspicious and being watchful.

Trump has signed a new Executive Order. From now on Port-a-potties shall be known as Trump Receptacles.

The BBC has reported the arrest of the rapist formerly known as Prince.

Lindsay Halligan, Pam Bondi, Erika KirK, Ghislaine Maxwell, and Melania Trump. Are there any other former Epstein girls in or around the White House that we know of? I feel like this cycle of abuse has to stop.

Will the elites do an assassination to stop the Epstein files talk? Maybe knock off an important person and then say there's no more reason for anyone to pay attention anymore? Or will they just let him die of old age any day now?

I saw a lot of ass-shaking during the halftime show. Trump didn't like it. Guess the girls were too old for him.

I seriously don't know what's going on, but this is suspicious. The vehicle is called a Ford Expedition Max. On the lower right of the hatch, you can see where it says "MAX" on the chrome badge. Except that, suddenly in the rest of the video, you can't

So you're in there too, eh Kevin?

So are the ones shooting protesters J6 trash or the IDF?

SPOILER ALERT: MELANIA is just a poorly done remake of an old classic.

Would I still get side-eye for wearing a pro-2A shirt at one of these rallies? I've been wanting to for years because I believe in it just as much as I believe in equal rights, access to reproductive care, Medicare for all, end monopolies, and repeal Citizens United. Asking for a friend.