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Bring back Schmigadoon!

How fucking cool

The Olympics always make me cry. Imagine what we could do if we could do as a planet if we just figured out our shit.

Do not watch the alternate halftime show, wait for the clips on social media to laugh. Don’t give them the view even if you’re just curious

Forcing myself to drown out the impending doom of our nation with Stardew Valley

Got this email from the VA. What the actual fuck are they talking about? The republicans control the House, Senate, and the Presidency. How is this the Democrats fault when not ONE republican showed up to vote yesterday. This is enraging, the blatant lying is wild.

Reselling prices are ridiculous. Fans waited 2+ hours for just a chance to buy without dynamic pricing, when there are people who bought without the intention of attending just to turn a profit. Ticketmaster should just have a refund ticket option.

I didnt win the powerball guys, im still poor. How dystopian dreaming of living a relaxing life and never having to worry about the drowning weight of capitalism.

5 things Trump did this week: 1. Was caught cheating in golf 2. Threatened to arrest Obama 3. Called the Epstein files a “hoax” again 4. Upgraded child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell to a minimum security Texas prison 5. Went to his New Jersey golf club for the weekend

our country rn

If you must light off fireworks today, celebrating how we were annexed by an empire that is now run by folks who hate us... do it in as fire safe a way as possible. We have tinder dry red flag conditions & our wildfire crews are already stretched thin. The best fireworks are ones you don't set off!

What the actual FUCK. I am so ashamed to be an American in this moment.

Trumps Bday will forever be remembered as No Kings Day

Borders aren’t real. Nations aren’t real. None of this is real. It’s literally all made up. Nobody is illegal on earth.

Hey Elon. Now’s the time to spill how you rigged the election dude. It’s gone far enough

The only political party I will ever support again. Ms Rachel for children first

Too soon?

I will choose my peace over other people’s feelings 100% of the time.

Maybe we shouldn’t put the biggest fucking losers in charge of Friendship™

JD Vance took the Popes soul like a dementor

Happy 4/20 friends 🙌

Pro-lifers will say aborting a fetus is murder but letting your child die of measles is god’s will

@flavorflav.bsky.social is always doing the coolest shit 😂

Every morning I wake up and check to see if it’s happened yet.

The nice Black lady wanted to spread joy.

Fuck Trump and every single piece of shit that voted for him. Karma will fucking find you and I hope it’s soon.

Storm Thurmond’s son is still alive. Wonder what he’s up to lately..

This is an opportunity for Florida to stand up for democracy. If they vote republican they are a lost cause in my book.

...and how much did that waste of time cost taxpayers?🤬

Whiskey Pete Hegseth has a Russian burner phone which he uses to communicate in secret with someone. 👊🇺🇸🔥

You want to win the Wisconsin Supreme Court race in few days? Make this ad super viral!

Solid edit on TikTok

Well now you know why we don't hire mediocre white men just to fill a quota.

This is a palate cleanser. My azalea want to be seen.

US blocks Canadian access to cross-border library, sparking outcry

Assassins Creed Shadows is a beautiful game! I can appreciate how dense the wooded areas are as a permaculture fan as well 🙌 I’m a big fan so far.

. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social any good offers for CA yet?

Need a dislike button on BlueSky. Some of you are very dumb.

This is all well and good, but Republicans don’t need a single Democratic vote. They’re perfectly capable of passing their draconian budget on their own. Question is, will Democrats do anything to stop them?

They didnt need a single dem vote to pass. This is all a fucking show, he has such a fucking high horse I can barely see his boots

🚨🚨If you use kindle, Download your books before Amazon removes the ability next week. That is your money you spent and those are your books. 🚨🚨