Beth Armogida

From now on, we should call him President Cheesecake

Sometmes I read something that pushes me one step closer to being a vegetarian. This is today's gem: "Slaughtering a Thanksgiving turkey 2 to 4 days before Thanksgiving is ideal so the meat can rest through rigor mortis."

Trump looks like a cheesecake.

Abdul El-Sayed Re: Mike Rogers questioning his faith: “I think it’s beneath him.” As a woman, the worst thing imaginable is being beneath Mike Rogers.

I still have yet to have a 20-something Christian Nationalist virgin ask me if I’ve disavowed the Muslim Brotherhood.

That sounds about white to me.

I got my Covid & flu vaccines at lunchtime on Thurs. There was a huge line of older Boomers waiting to be vaccinated. It looked like Field of Dreams, but instead of a magical ball field, it was a CVS. I wondered how many of those seniors in line for free medical care voted for the orange asshole.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

A message on No Kings Day

Giant Moon Hole was my nickname in college.

Invictibellatrix - A dinosaur named after a medication advertised on news channels

Trump’s Natalie is now working hard to be a buff, hot guy.

GREAT POST. SHARE. NBC and Lorne Michaels must apologize, explain why it was wrong to air, then edit or remove this monologue for the future. As for Shane Gillis, if you say his name quick enough it sounds like “shingles”

I am LIVID. Shame on @nbcsnl.bsky.social

Trump followers worship the golden, swollen calf.

Before and After

THIS. 👇👇👇

Don’t trust the polls. For us liberals, political polls are the equivalent of “just the tip”

Shanah Tovah, New York! Wishing all Jewish New Yorkers celebrating a sweet, joyful and meaningful Rosh Hashanah. Here’s to a new year filled with health, happiness and blessings (and yes, even another Knicks championship).

BREAKING: Donald Trump changes his story and says he was not at Ground Zero on 9/11. He now claims he was hidden in a beverage cart and the only one to escape all four hijacked planes.

Redundant

Hopefully Trump soon will leave office to spend more time with his family - specifically his parents and ex-wife Ivana.

As a working writer in Hollywood, I will not support the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger unless they give me a million dollars and a deal to write & produce a romcom. I won’t like it, but I’ll do it. And for another million, I’ll totally like it. #EveryoneHasAPrice

If the anti-Flock camera campaign doesn’t use the catchphrase “Get the Flock outta here!”… it deserves to lose.

Scientists are still baffled about how an entire Great Lake could peel.

Lake America. You know, the one that Trump took over and now is covered in algae.

I blame any toilet paper shortage on Trump continuously crapping in his pants.

Trump proudly said he donated the flag pole. The flag is for Trump to profit from it, and the pole is for Natalie to dance on it. (Before you say this is sexist, know there’s a difference between a sexist joke & a joke about sexists. And Natalie is strategically milking the sexism, so fair game.)

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. Dwight D. Eisenhower

Bringing this little guy home today! Instead of scrolling past another shitty news story about trump, please share and give Travis the puppy some love.

Step down? I didn’t think she could go any lower.

Operation Turducken.

CUE THEME FROM CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM An Elaborate Ruse: Trump Secretly Used Military Jet to Leave Turkey Amid Threats www.nytimes.com/2026/08/10/u...

I used to be a Social Security trustee. The real reason the program is in trouble has nothing to do with the postwar baby boom or increasing life expectancy. It's because of widening inequality. Watch.

Todd Blanche's confession he 'blew' Epstein… (No need to go further) www.rawstory.com/todd-blanche...

R.F.Not-O-K Jr

LA already 1-0!

Men should only be allowed to receive a safe testosterone prescription after a required doctor approval and judge approval… while being loudly and sometimes violently judged by an uneducated segment of society.

I feel bad for Lindsey Graham, because obviously his own party didn’t love him enough to keep him fake alive.

This whole shitstorm happened because an old, bitter, washed-up, reality TV personality couldn’t take a joke.

Practice for pulling the plug?

I wonder if they are using paid crickets at Trump’s Great American State Fair.

Has anyone considered the possibility that Donald Trump wanted to ruin the Reflecting Pool because he hates his own, disgusting reflection?

Happy 100th birthday to Mel Brooks! youtu.be/LYqTjnSrDuQ

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OPINION | There is no delicate way to put this: Usha Vance’s new show gives major “I used to be a registered Democrat” vibes, writes Nell Scovell.