crystal beth

there's a nearby house that has a ton of christmas decorations but easily the most notable is this 20 foot inflatable santa with some... interesting tether placement. i have nicknamed him "nipple clip santa" and i celebrate his return every year

IT IS THE 10TH ANNIVETSARY OF THE GREATEST KPOP SONG EVER RELEASED all rise for the beth national anthem youtu.be/XtiD4SS9msk?...

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via wiktionary

it's the 260 year anniversary of the time angry rioters filled the streets with cheese wheels

got a like 4-5 inch nasty bright red scratch on my back at work today after not properly bracing myself while pulling apart pvc pipes (rubber joint) and falling backwards into a shelf with a piece of metal sticking out of it hope i at least get a cool scar out of it, although it wasnt that deep

turning off my gender to conserve battery

when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm

biiiiiig post-vacation harvest, obscured by this big ass cucumber and its minions (a small army of cucamelons) (ft a delicious little fig)

why arent there more dessert soups

hey divas guess whos about to be unemployed (just got informed that the store i work at is closing in 2 weeks)

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

today's harvest, including my first non-cucamelon cucumber (not sure exactly which variety as i didnt feel like tracing the vine but i think shes a straight eight)

birthday harvest

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY

homegrown veggies

harvest bc the past 2 days have sucked

i have to go to work at customer facing retail while fighting against my own respiratory system while i will obviously be masking like usual, if i get sicker bc some feral child open mouth coughs on me again i WILL be punting them and their fuckass parents

a harvest while i am recovering from a painful cold

my respiratory system actively fights against me

Bon-Chan's Birthday! <3 #bonclay #onepiece #fanart

I wish I knew how to even fight this. It's so clear that his anger is coming from complete misinformation and ignorance, someone got to him first and fed him bullshit and now he believes the NBA fucks who want to join the WNBA to prove their own manufactured point is what's happening everywhere

it's amazing how even almost 10 years later and having seen it countless times, how is prangent formed still makes me cry laughing

going rabbit mode with veggies i harvested 🍅🌶🥒

the inspiration for "large boulder the size of a small boulder"

it's been a long week... pass the yuri

10 years ago today

Precious jewels from the garden... 🍅 🍅 🍅

POV: You took a GoPro to the Cambrian #SciArt #artbyjulio

band au

Oh my god I think I found the video.

todays harvest, including my first 2 cucamelons of the year (eating them with salted cherry tomatoes)

i love whatever side of the internet the tomato harvests are

Let’s be clear here, when scientists say mistakes were made at the start of the pandemic, we DO NOT mean that we did too much. We mean not socially distancing quickly enough, not making tests widely available, and not acknowledging COVID is airborne and distributing N95 masks to everyone.

amazing news, this video is now fully captioned in old english!!! thank god. all the anglo-saxon peasants who use wikipedia are gonna LOVE this

i wish i could detach and reattach my tits like velcro

Fossils

need to start using the dutch word for "party animal"

not a serious language