Hanson Ho

Hanson Ho

@bidetofevil.wtf

Observability. Android Perf. Music. Sports Nerdery. ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ. Bringing OpenTelemetry to mobile and vice versa @ embrace.io Long-form navel-gazing and thoughts about Watford FC: https://hanson.wtf. Laura Stevenson stan account.

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An intro to Hanson Ho beyond my bio: - 1st gen immigrant from HK to Canada - Slings code full-time for money since '04 - Genuinely interested in soooo many things because ADHD - Hates false equivalences, blind both-siding, and lack of nuance - Kind of sucks but always wants to do better - Verbose

The first Flower Face gig in Vancouver. Ruby was born 10 years too late. She would've killed it on LiveJournal.

In retrospect, he played pretty well for not being able to sleep because it might kill him

Ian Rapoport@rapsheet.bsky.social

Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played the game without having slept. Crazy.

No wonder Lane Johnson said "fuck this shit". This is literally a fireable offense for Sirianni. Yes, another one.

Crisis club wins one, but a fan base that was poised to blow up has already blown up. Milk spilled. No going back. The chaos remains. #WatfordFC

The Brewers and the Dodgers might be the two teams I have the most players from on my fantasy teams. This is a real Wolf Wolf Wolf on Wolf Wolf Wolf violence situation.

Me: vacating past titles for rules infractions is lame and pointless Also me: #WatfordFC, 2019 FA Winners!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Yup. It's lazy to blame the tech when there are living breathing assholes who think one-shotting healthcare decisions are a not-shitty idea sitting right there.

Karl Bode@karlbode.com

honestly some of the most apocalyptic impacts of "AI" will be shit like this, and most of the doomsday dipshits predicting SkyNet can't be bothered to notice or care

There are pockets of the internet that are just blowing up because of this. If a rap song hook could be a karaoke jam, this is mine.

Stereogum@stereogum.com

my wish came true ๐Ÿฅน

Wow. Yankee Hotel Foxtrot facing off against the winner of this is the chalkiest chalk that ever chalked.

The Best Album of 2001@bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social

The Best Album of 2001 Round 6 (Final Four) Match #126 #2 The Strokes, IS THIS IT VS. #3 The White Stripes, WHITE BLOOD CELLS Go here to vote: forms.gle/2BfZeoA7R6pN...

Really struggling to deal with the width Swansea are playing with and the space that it creates. This could be a long night in Wales... #WatfordFC

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This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do โ€œsad-offs.โ€

I try to avoid having to explain the differences between what "Chinese" is written/spoken in HK/Taiwan/China precisely because I don't want to go into the precise detail that this thread goes into. Chinese (the language) is like "football" -- what it meana is completely dependent on local context.

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Fair play to Dionisi. Start 4 kids as the back line and expose how vulnerable #WatfordFC are if the senior defenders are unavailable. Let's get those CBs in ASAP?

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Replying to @lizthegrey.com

there is so much of the resistblue slop, including anti-AI, anti-bigtech, and anti-datacentre stuff, going around that is 100% AI. think before you repost. is this tailored to conform to your priors/assumptions and provoke an emotional reaction?

The ball bounced in such a way that it's surprising we weren't able to clear the ball. Ah well. Let it begin, basketball match. #WatfordFC

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๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป"Leave Natalie alone! She's just a smol girl, trying to do a little job in a big man's world!"๐Ÿคก Sigh. Y'all still don't get it. Natalie Harp is one of the most powerful and influential fascists in the entire world. Y'all stay on some "Free Melania!๐Ÿคก" and "Eva Braun did nothing wrong!๐Ÿคก" nonsense.

Locked in watching long time Wolf Wolf Wolf Ronald Acuna today. Should I stream Grant Holmes just so I'm even more invested ?

Not that impressed despite the great start, but points on the board to start the season is always good, especially given our first few opponents. I'll take this over a great performance and a draw. #WatfordFC