adeline! "BIGFAKE"

I'm BIGFAKE! I'm out here. I love to make music and have fun bigfake.neocities.org bigfake.bandcamp.com

"See what happens when I cast an iron I don't know!!" Chef Morimoto after Chairman Kaga equips him with the CornRing and forces him to cast DoughGrave upon Kandagawa

Well. Got laid off, position terminated this Saturday. I need some time to remake my resume and everything but if anyone is looking for a Front-End engineer with 12yrs of exp in the Bay Area/Remote U.S. Ping me.

RIP

This is going to sound mean but a thought which very genuinely has helped me out of some negative spirals lately... "At least I'm not playing Fire Emblem"

in these dark times, let us remember: free software collection 8 fm towns wakesurf dog

Can those Switch 2 dataminers start ripping the music already

Sometimes I read about a celebrity death and I'm just like huh?? What do you mean???? Goddamn

Excellent news from Brazil

I cut my finger on a metal lid and didn't notice. When pizza grease got on my finger, a beautiful flower with a pepperoni in its center and petals made of ham began to bloom from my wound

I wish my negative feelings about myself would manifest in a cool or a fun way, like I could channel it into my art or something

She likes music more than god

i don't do self-promo very often, but if you like the things i post—art, computer tinkering, or just my posts in general—i have a tip jar! i don't have a "regular" job for disability reasons, so any support is dearly appreciated. thank you! ko-fi.com/platinumtulip

I got the new feature

Tch... They're not a real live-action role-player, they're a larper

(unsettlingly European voice) Let me be your playable toy (evil-style techno beat comes on)

Do you think a Mii and a Sportsmate can find love… ?

Petal 2's in Early Access now, but I need to stay afloat while build momentum... so I decided to relaunch my Patreon! I set up a patron-exclusive channel on the Friend & Fairy Discord server where I'll share sneak peeks of what I'm working on, Petal and otherwise! www.patreon.com/FlutterSprit...

Plok just made me sign up for ASCAP #TrueStory

Cats by Shou Xin

(Calvin & Hobbes meme voice) Despite being metro, this too is frutiger aero

I hit 200 followers!! I will now let it go to my head and go fully insane off my perceived clout. Thank you for your time and consideration

Steven Universe is lowkey frutiger aero with it

I enjoy how much this song that always pops up in frutiger aero videos is a store-brand version of the Donkey Kong song it shares a name with. I searched "aquatic ambience" on YouTube and this was the first result even lol

Bruhhhh an MSN messenger icon had a litter of messlings right on the highway and it's fucked up the traffic and I'm already 15 minutes late to my job at the Putting The Fish In The Computer Screens Factory, fuuuuck #MyFrutigerLife

There's a dead Winamp GUI in my backyard and it's an endangered species so I have to wait for animal control to get here before it'll stop smelling like a swimming pool outside #MyFrutigerLife

Frutigerilla The Skeuomorphic Pokémon Type: Water/Steel Height: 2.1m (6'10") Weight: 105kg (231.5lbs) This liminal monkey will tear your shit limb from limb if you so much as say the word "sepia" around it

Me at the park on a beautiful day: Why aren't there floating bubbles in the sky. Where are the dolphins. Where are the floating green MSN icons. This fucking sucks

When you say someone is "fruty" and you do the limp wrist thing that means you're saying they live in a sleek Windows 8 house in a grassy field with nothing else around and there's a floating MP3 icon as the Sun

But the professor accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction — Frutiger X

Going to my frutiger job (normal barista) and eating my frutiger lunch (something I grabbed out the work fridge)

Fuck my gay frutiger life

I'm gonna start using frutiger as an adjective in front of random words like how Captain N Pit would say "-icus"

Look around you... Your water has run dry and your grass is withering... Your frutiger happiness is coming to an end… !!

Yuzu Kato ‘Borrowing from the Tiger’s Majesty’.

Pharoah Sanders Love Is Everywhere Fortnite Jam Track