Blorg³

future type of situation

The Trader

its been like a *year* since i felt like i got my 30 bucks' worth, and updates are still coming and i'm still starting new saves every few months. the sale price here is like 17 bucks and that's a steal if you're into FPS imsim or stalker type of stuff. highly recommend

in these dark times, let us remember: free software collection 8 fm towns wakesurf dog

it's wild how often you're watching dateline or whatever and the victim's coworkers say they knew something was wrong when they didn't show up on time for work, which is sooo unlike them. nobody's murdering us chronically late bitches bc they can't fucking find us

Mass effect gamers are so trapped in 2012 that they're doing change .org petitions and calling it political organizing

Eating the sun whole

too bad bitch

when you serve such incomprehensible gender they drop a new copypasta

HIT THIS SHIT MORTAL

random

my wife asked what i want for dinner and burger autocorrected to butch

lmfao brutal

(supervillain voice) Play that funky music white boy! Play that funky music till you die!

my roommate trained my cat to activate the sound box on the life sized Freddy fazbear animatronic in the kitchen and it's incessant hur hur hur is causing tensions to rise amoung the polycule

a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs

SLIGHTLY YOUNGER TRANS WOMAN — "Is it AGP to say I would fuck my clone?" 1. - "I don't think you should worry about that typology stuff." 2. - [Esprit de Corps - Medium] "I would also fuck my clone." 3. - [Electrochemistry - Heroic] "I would also fuck your clone."

おはようございます

(*ΦωΦ)こんばんは #土アップ祭 🎃 今日もミニャサマ お疲れ様にゃすヾ(Φ∀Φ) #猫 #Blueskyねこ部 @bskyphotos.bsky.social

#Blueskyねこ部

Sooo cute!!! Thank you so much! 😭💖

"what was your biggest impact on the internet?" midwest miku

#SpookyMonth64

Maybe the BBC should get someone who actually knows what he is talking about then.

Tree House

learning how to get out of every problem ever (and into a few more)

I just saw a Steam review of a VN including the amazing phrase: "I felt like I was actually experiencing the emotions"

my sweet boy… he is so pathetic as a former dunks worker i had to draw him

rip pillowfort i mostly remember you as the website with code so bad you could force people to log out by posting an image with the log out link in the html img tags so it would force everyone who loaded the page to log out

it pisses me off that every website checks if i am a robot. i bet you're a robot! suck my dick!

I hope this email finds you, binds you ties you to a pole and breaks your fingers to splinters drags you to a hole until you wake up naked clawing at the ceiling of your grave ooooooh-whooooooah

please help i can't stop making tails gets trolled edits

Hunter's Dream #Bloodborne

oh? ai can't do anything, you say? check THIS out [destroys all beloved websites and software]