Biggus

The #iPhoneDuo cracking its screen 6 hours unboxing is absolutely hilarious. Perhaps not so funny if you've just bought one. Salute to those brave trailblazers who dared to buy version one of a new Apple product.

Algorithm? What algorithm?

Jimmy Carr tix sold out in three minutes. I made six attempts to buy something and spent more time proving I wasn't a fncking robot than anything else. Ridiculous.

Flood Warnings for #StormAusten: www.tidetimes.org.uk/flood-warnings

Screw you, CVE-2026-109618. I've had to do actual work today.

Those #Brexit dividends just keep on coming:

Yeah, no. Not on my store.

Heyup, #Photoshop users - have a looky here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFB7... PhotoCraft is genuinely pleasant to use. Some minor differences, nothing insurmountable.

#GoogleAI Just called me cynical because I asked "how likely is it that anyone will take notice of this suggestion, given that different vehicle classes have existed for decades?".

Public execution of a former Army Major to keep the rest of the troops in line is the most North Korean thing ever. Oh wait, this is America. Absolute psychos.

Bloody algorithms! Just had a video auto-pulled from #YouTube for bullying and harassment because it contained someone's name and address. A private video for a customer to show order packing. THEN it got a copyright strike because MrsBiggus had her speakers on in the background. How's YOUR morning?

New #JamieT video: youtu.be/HcmBxQTmXX0

Van is flagging up an oil change, so I looked up the recommended wet belt interval on my van and found it's two years overdue. Er... #oops

Whoops: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f5v...

Pedro Sanchez sounds like a character from the JKRowling School of Lazy Writing.

Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter

Used AI to create a patch for BBPItemPack on DayZ. Works OK. If it still works with 1.30 I'll publish it as a standalone.

Blimey. Haven't seen my weight begin with a 1 for quite some time.

Pure silliness. I like it. #SlamTank www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9uF...

Sorry you didn't go out the way you wanted, Esther: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The first actor announced for Murder-on-Thames is...

Today we are mostly pestering @zombiworkshop.bsky.social and @aravelle.bsky.social.

Failed Kidnapper Danny Tommo pleading not guilty to a crime he filmed himself committing? That's.. certainly one approach.

Anyone in UK want some CMX4GX3M2A1600C9 #DDR3? Got two sticks sat on my desk doing nothing. No idea if they even work. A whopping 8GB total. Example eBay listing (not mine): www.ebay.co.uk/itm/33652313...

#TrumpTV. "Comments are turned off." Says it all, really.

🎉 To celebrate six years of The TFUK Guide, I am giving away this brand-new Transformers Retro Optimus Prime! 🎉 To enter: - Follow this account - Share this post The winner will be randomly picked on 3 October 2026. Open worldwide. Good luck!

One for @yawning-angel.bsky.social : www.youtube.com/shorts/sNH99... #Akira

Google apparently thought I needed know about JWs revised policy on the acceptance of blood donations, and decided to improve my pidgin at the same time. All before I'd had my coffee, making for a weird experience. www.bbc.com/pidgin/artic...

Tried to watch episode 1 of #Apocalypse on #More4 and there were literally more ads than programme by the first break. Gave up. WIll record it and fast forward. Contracts, #Channel4, you've made it unwatchable.

* old man noises *

Dying.

Apple's release of the #iPhoneDuo has prompted a 10% jump in sales of the #Fold8 in South Korea. Unsurprising, since the Duo is ₩1M (£540) more. #ouch www.chosun.com/english/indu...

Theft of a bicycle. (Modded DayZ)

Well now, this whole Ed Sheeran / Macklemore situation is going well.

Cowardly decision from Ed Sheeran & Co.

After all these years, I just noticed that Tony Shalhoub's character Fred, despite being millions of miles out in alien space on an alien spaceship, somehow acquired a doggy-bag for his unfinished meal. #GalaxyQuest www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyxa...

MrsBiggus is probably wondering why I just yelled 'F-CK OFF' quite loudly. It was a spam call.

Welp, there is it. Our first chargeback. Customer didn't bother to speak to us and instead jumped straight to the most expensive option over a £10 mistake *they made*. F-cking brilliant.

By the power of Greyskull!

The good guy (the human one) has more costume changes than a Psy video and occasionally forgets which side of the jeep his steering wheel is on. He's so heroic that it changes sides for him.

Teri Meherbaniyan was described as "a Hindi version of John Wick except John Wick dies and it's his dog that kills everyone". It's... quite a thing.

Trump attempting to bribe voters. Isn't that ille- oh, never mind. If past promises are anything to go by, it won't happen anyway.

Watched the first two episodes of #TheGrandTour. Presenters are OK, but the content so far is all rehashed with nothing new. Amazon clearly into the 'spend big money' ideology, too. So unmemorable, in fact, that I can barely remember any of the two episodes. Let's hope it improves, anyway.

Seems legit! #spam

OH MY: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHlz...

What GIF pops up when you type your name?

Bah, no email from #Ardem yet.

Yikes: www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

Almost done with getting #HomeTelecom out of my hair after they changed my service for the worse and charged me an early termination fee when I wanted to leave. Bye bye, and hello #ZenInternet.