Bill Amend

Bill Amend

@billamend.bsky.social

Cartoonist/Nerd. Creator of FoxTrot

28.1K followers105 following680 posts

Nice!

Jim@bondcliff.bsky.social

There was a period when Nora was in middle school when she was obsessed with Pi and could recite it to 30 digits and so of course when she saw this strip she knew what she had to do.

Love it!

Lee Goldberg@goldberg337.bsky.social

I met my favorite comic artist @billamend.bsky.social while at @officialpax.bsky.social #PAXWest. it was an absolute honor! so I did what I do. I made a pancake about it!

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"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard!

Max Kennerly@maxkennerly.bsky.social

"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."

Omg sorry sarge I didn’t notice the incoming missles bc i was busy performing my mandatory 5x/hr beating off schedule

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.

Reposting this but clarifying I meant some kids not all

Bill Amend@billamend.bsky.social

I feel like the kids who did poorly in science and history class are trying to get revenge on the kids who did well at science and history class and now we’re all going to die

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🔥 @Hamilton4Kansas ends his senate debate against @RogerMarshallMD (who has poor people arrested for not affording bills after pregnancies) with a ‘WIZARD OF OZ’ analogy that sums up Republicans in Washington perfectly

Why can’t there be a tv show like Dancing with the Stars but instead of teaching dancing, experts teach contestants math/science/history/literature/art etc and then they get quizzed and someone goes home each week (not a knock on dwts, I just wish we elevated other things as well)

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9/11 is a great day to reread my viral Seinfeld spec and to remember I’m one of the most talented TV writers available to write for your show. I have $225k in student loans and my family is about to pay OOP for my dad’s post-stroke rehab, so you’d better believe I’m gonna give you my best!

avclub.comRead This: A darkly comedic Seinfeld spec script set days after 9/11Read This: A darkly comedic Seinfeld spec script set days after 9/11

So weird living in KC and going to my neighborhood restaurant that I go to all the time and the manager casually mentioning that Taylor Swift was just in a week ago.