The Dream Seer

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Project Blue Beam when ?

Bluesky dead internet theory

Genuinely scaffolded at the news of John Lennon's passing. Good souls die too young. Let shame wash over and prepare for exchanges. Genuinely scaffolded. #BidenCancer

Jay Z friendship for a record deal? Sounds like a P Diddy initiation to me. Don't forget to set your clock back in the fall.

Your call is important to us! A representative will be with you shortly! It's been 12 minutes. My attention span has been trained to only last for 30 seconds. Why can't I "swipe" and skip this part?

thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event

Just to set the record straight, yeah, I shitpost and act like an idiot on purpose sometimes. But the heart of my message should be obvious.

I cannot be the CEO of my own life with bills to pay. How do I manage being a time seller AND a CEO? Sounds like a very busy schedule. The Motivation AI scheduling application sounds more and more fruitful as each day passes by. If only there was a way to sell the time I spend on Bluesky.

I like to eat Ben and Jerry's The Tonight Dough with Jimmy Fallon. Why is there a Jimmy Kimmel AND a Jimmy Fallon? I cannot even differentiate between the two's content. Can somebody please enlighten me?

whenever I see a photograph of Joe Biden, I feel as if he is smiling directly at me. I've always wanted to be close to my grandpa 🦋

also if you bet money on Jake Paul this last Friday, you're also an #oracleinpastlife