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I bet Michael Carrick is glad Harry Kane won the Ballon d’Or so that SkySports can microscopically dissect that instead.

#LaDoucheDisco #ShowerShuffle music.apple.com/gb/album/bea...

Jan Voerman Jr. (1890–1976) was a Dutch painter and illustrator, best known for his highly detailed and refined depictions of nature. He had a strong preference for still lifes featuring fruit (such as the apples in this painting), flowers, plants, and meticulously executed animal studies.

I know it’s sorta cheesy but someone posted this from Paris on Reddit and I felt this immediate rush of hope

A Wellington & Boot our runner ducklings run with artist Caroline @carolineartist.bsky.social

Tonight’s tea is salmon marinated in miso, mirin, maple syrup, ginger and lemon juice and roasted on a bed of peas, green beans and edamame beans tossed in olive oil and garlic 🍽️

These are very moreish.

No harm to Eddie Howe, but a manager who’s only won a Carabao Cup is not going to be able to sort out that Man U dressing room.

If you see this post, post a random picture from your device without explaining it.

Rinsing out my wine glass with a Jameson’s before bed.

Aw guys, ‘A Big, Bold Beautiful Journey’ is just lovely. A fantastical romance which proves just how wonderful and versatile an actor Colin Farrell is 🎞️

This year’s Irish Hallowe’en turnip, and a handful of those of from years past (they don’t always make it, if they rot before dessicating) #Hallowe’en #Samhain

Beautiful poem from Andrew’s forthcoming collection

I have no time for ManUre, but there for the grace go any one of us if your owners are parasitic gobshites.

From getting death threats at Barça to feeling all the love at Anfield, no wonder Big Ron is so happy ♥️

And now Isak! 💪

Yes Flo!!!

#COYR #YNWA

Just learned potatoes have benzodiazepines in them and suddenly a lot of things make sense

#UTFR 💪🤞

This man was dead weight, hanging high above the ground after touching a high-voltage line. His coworker climbed up, held him in place, gave him mouth-to-mouth. Randall Champion survived—and lived another 35 years. Rocco Morabito’s photo, “The Kiss of Life,” won the Pulitzer Prize. True heroism.

This is my favourite. ‘The TV is too big.’

I got chiles They’re multiplying

a bit of the real thing for a Saturday #LaDoucheDisco #ShowerShuffle music.apple.com/gb/album/you...

Buzz wants to know if I can turn the rain off #Caturday

FFS Claudia! Will you stop wearing things I must have! That Vivienne Westwood shirt is fabulous! #CelebrityTraitors

Friday evening libation anyone? 😇

Gracias, Argentina. 🔥

OMG! Claudia’s sparkly jumper 😍

“Redder than a fox’s ass in gooseberry season” 🤣🤣 absolute icon Jerry #CelebrityTraitors

Because of my sciatica, I’ve been relying more on ready meals and am happy to report that M&S’s butter chicken ain’t half bad.

This is actually hilarious 😂 🤣 The man makes some valid points, tho Shark, at home just minding its business, then here comes this stranger

This morning’s #LaDoucheDisco #ShowerShuffle music.apple.com/gb/album/str...

A beautiful autumnal morning on my commute from the back door to my garden office

For the @b3ta.com kids TV horror challenge…

YES FLO!!!!!

Rio is unbelievable. Just gliding past defenders.

Oh my DAYS

🎵I saw him score at Anfield and my heart stood still Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron🎵

Macca scores a lot of headers for his height. Gets above defenders like a salmon jumping

Aw lads. What are you doing?

Oh Virg 🤦‍♀️

#COYR #YNWA

That is a very clumsy headline. Legs-affecting? 🙄