Joe

I still think about the time I did this on Wordle

Someone needs to gift Cheeto a golden baseball. Because at some point he will ask the press "have you seen my baseball?" Instant meme.

Why are people so homophobic about Trump wanking off other men? It's not gay if YMCA is playing.

Was watching a TV show. They did a flashback scene to 1990 in a nightclub. Has techno dance music playing. Immediately I get suspicious thinking that was a mid/late 90s song. Techno music wasn't a thing in 1990. Looked it up and the song was released 1995.

A saint like Dolly Parton dies. And a demon like Donald Trump lives. If there is a God, he doesn’t like us. 😢

REMEMBER: They all knew.

You may or may not be aware of just *how much* surveillance is out there. You also may or may not be aware of *how much* it is misused. Once again, John Oliver lays it all out quite well. 📺

I love this. Senate candidate Annie Andrews says she decided to jump into the race the day RFK Jr was nominated to lead HHS. She’s a pediatrician. Saw what was coming & decided she couldn’t sit on the sidelines. THIS is what I’m talking about. Feeling called to serve & actually following through.

I can't keep count of the number of times watching Bluey has made me cry. Such a beautifully well made show. Still can't believe the LNP pick sold it for relative peanuts. Could almost pay for the ABC itself now

Here I am thinking it's still July and it's 3rd of August

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Secret Service agents are trained to take bullets for a president but not this shit

Donald "Jerk-off" Trump

One of the greatest covers of all time. R.i.p Bill youtu.be/H7ociMW-_hs?...

Not to gloat. But it was obvious One Notion were going to get a bounce after the last election.

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Remember buying a full album for one song? And then discovering other songs that you're still singing in your head regularly, decades later.

I know bunch of right wing aligned guys who all know each other through mutuals. And they all hate each other. It's weird. I meet a lefty who I have nothing in common with and we're instantly good friends.

I was just on a conference call for 20 minutes with Mitch McConnell, Lindsay Graham, and Donald Trump. They aren't doing so well

Wordle 1,838 2/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I've never been on a sex holiday to Asia (or anywhere else). I wonder how many Australian men can make this claim.

Same energy

This makes me feel things youtu.be/pdpF2jliEPE?...

Is Poorline even a woman? Or some sort of trans man MRA person? ABC needs to ask these important questions.

Rupert is doing it tough with the rise of Poorline's One Notion. Syk op "news' has to find an even dumber message to spin to regain control of the white supremacist dumbarses.

I'd really like to punch that orange fucķer in the face. Just once.

A dog's reaction to seeing a horse for the first time...😳😳

This is pretty amazing.

How have women not worked out they could easily control the world?

Most Memorable Quotes in Presidential History:

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Let’s not forget Special Envoy Paolo Zampoli too!

Life was 600% better before Trump.

Note that there's been no threat to sue over this statement. I know I would be suing for tens of millions if I was innocent.

Lest we forget that Poorline and One Notion are complete dog shit

Hear me out Cooling systems for computers But for the earth

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

As he torches our economy via Dereliction of Duty, DESPERATE DON Threatens Abusing his Power to Fire Fed Chief if He Does Not Resign www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

Just saw a headline 'Child rapist arrested and charged' But it wasn't Trump :(

The media should refuse to publish anything about the orange rapist unless it's his arrest or death. #fucktrump #cancelthepaedophilecult