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22 Nov 2024

Whoa-oh thar she blows Watch out boats she'll chew you up Whoa-oh thar she blows She's Ahab eater

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I can't keep pretending, and i can't keep lying to you, my mutuals. Over the years since becoming active first on twitter in 2019 and then here in 2023, I've made the assertion many times "they/them pussy got me acting up/different," "they/them pussy do hit different tho" and other related claims

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In fact I have not experienced they/them pussy since 2009. I am so sorry for lying to you all like this. It was never my intention to be deceptive, i only wanted to fit in and said whatever i thought would make you all accept me. I know that being myself is the only true path to acceptance, and I

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know that because of my lies that many of you will block me or be suspicious of me and I accept that. I only hope you will allow me to do the work to earn back your trust and one day maybe I will find real acceptance. And some they them pussy that might make me act up again

Listening to some disgustingly smooth jazz fusion and lightning a candle to the black toilet for their safe return to us

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They fucking suspended Orb!? What the hell

They fucking suspended Orb!? What the hell

Hes doing the felix voteface and got stuck like that and that's why he's sitting out

Talkin' Baseball@talkinbaseballbot.bsky.social

Jonathan Aranda is not in the Rays' World Series Game 3 lineup. It's the first time Aranda has been benched all postseason, despite having reached base in five of his eight World Series plate appearances

I know it's not perfect and there's plenty to critique about the PT but seeing them win and immediately demand Flavio surrender his passport makes me so jealous. Democrats could never

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Of course hes a restaurant guy

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No way thats the poster

Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar@redophiuchus.bsky.social

Well... it kind of debuts in theaters here sometimes but it also sucks shit by comparison.

Let's fuckin go

Bloomberg News@bloomberg.com

President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva came from behind to win Brazil’s runoff election, halting a right-wing wave sweeping Latin America and defying predictions that the 80-year-old political veteran had finally reached the end of his extraordinary career. bloom.bg/4BsvV24 📷: Maira Erlich/Bloomberg

In the 1920 people were tweeting like "last night was a radio play frfr"

Although id prefer she primary schumer, if aoc runs id probably vote for her. Id probably even volunteer for her campaign! But! I absolutely, 100% do NOT want DSA using their limited resources on an aoc presidential run. I do NOT want us to endorse her formally.

Groundwork DSA@groundworkdsa.com

AOC is on the ballot when you vote for NYC-DSA delegate. Vote the Socialist Must Lead slate #1 by Sunday Oct 25th at 11:59 pm to ensure DSA is laying the groundwork for an AOC presidential campaign!

You're telling me this guy loads kurts??

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Gale Na

@poisonjr.bsky.social

I love when FD Signifier talks about “other breadtube creators.” It's like if Australians kept talking about other islands

What about Headgar Allan Chode and he's sucking you off scary syle

Quoth the gay men "nevermore"

I've seen enough, ready to call it on Natalie Wynn

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Netscape

@netscape.bsky.social

Niggas will say you can’t make me know or care about the H3H3 drama and then know every trump press secretary’s full name

I really don't care. I just do not care that some cis women might feel uncomfortable in the restroom when the alternative is trans people being forced to choose between going out in public and using the restroom at all. I don't care, those weak hateful bitches should just grow up

Florid Man@humintel.bsky.social

That's great. What about the women that would be uncomfortable sharing a restroom with a trans woman? Because that's still most of the -extremely progressive- women I know. (I don't know any MAGA women)

Fix your heart or die

What kind of fuckaas world are we living in where there are two women having sex with Ethan Klein and none women having sex with me. It should be the other way around

i like to think im a savvy consumer but im such a mark. I saw fallout 4 on steam sale for 5 bucks and ended up spending 25 so i could have all the dlc which i already know is mostly crafting bullshit i dont care about anyway

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Ben Collins

@bencollins.bsky.social

The biggest danger to this administration is being a non-white person who is funnier and better at posting than them. That's why they're arresting this woman's family members for running a weed store two weeks before an election. She has the juice and that's dangerous.

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Steve BOOSwood

@papafazuul.bsky.social

While you were crossing your t’s and dotting your i’s, I was jorking my d and crossing my eyes

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David BASTARDspan

@davidbix.com

OK, hear me out: Ilja vs. Satnam

Vaping pineapple flavor vape juice so my cum will taste good

Aston Martin Bulldog and yeah sure it's a weird concept car but id never drive it. These days my (semi)attainable dream car is an 88 vw cabriolet engine swapped with a Porsche 944 turbo

Jalopnik@jalopnik.bsky.social

What was the first car you ever dreamed of owning, and do you still want one today?

Id even settle for just putting a turbo on the standard golf/cabriolet engine it came with. That car was so much fun. Cute little red go kart box

Look at this dorky little guy. Maybe not the best car i ever owned, certainly not the fastest, but absolutely the most fun

telegraph.co.uk‘Biohacker’ Bryan Johnson: I’m in the same lineage as JesusFormer tech bro describes himself as a ‘messiah-type figure’ preaching that death can be mastered

Is it just me or is the E working on his chest

Stilgherrian@stilgherrian.com

“‘Biohacker’ Bryan Johnson: I’m in the same lineage as Jesus” www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/534bde6... (gift link)

I'm doing my own research but unfortunately there's no evidence to confirm or deny if the ass is fat or nah

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Just read about this thing they're calling "eating pussy" and I just don't get it but I'm more of a kinesthetic learner

Tyler durden is Ed Norton and Brad Pitt

Amy "Thunderjam" Chase@amythunderjam.bsky.social

We all know the "Viggo broke his toe" story but what's another movie fact you're personally compelled to bring up every time without prompting? For me, it's the fact that Robin Tunney is wearing a wig in The Craft because of having just shaved her head to save her job filming Empire Records.

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@raxkingisdead.bsky.social

Yo i got the job!!! It's like doubling my pay! OMG so excited let's get some Ws going in the chat lemme see some titties too

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Got an interview for a big promotion at work this afternoon 🥳 Its after an 8 hour shift that started at 5am 😭

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king

so there i was, crackin my bleedin’ egg,

Raysident Evil@sireviscerate.myatproto.social

Good for him.

GM they got me guarding this fuckaas pool at 530 am even though no one is allowed in the water gonna just sit in my little cuck chair and talk to the freaks in my phone all shift

Please pretend my roots aren't showing. I am a natural blonde actually

Which hand is the gay one? Going over to my buddies house and I don't wanna jack him off with the wrong one and get called gay