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"Why don't you go to the bathroom in more survival games?" is a joke that came up during our podcast over the summer. I reached out to developers about it, and their answers were complicated and fascinating, from spiraling design issues to the deeper meaning behind where to put the toilet

Huh, that's definitely Alyssa Milano right there.

Clavicular doesn’t deserve this ego boost.

2. Details in today's Popular Information:

1. Not sure when a new, on-the-record rape allegation against a sitting president isn’t considered news — especially considering Trump was found liable by a jury in a similar case — but it was ignored by most mainstream media outlets

Another impossible beauty standard for women

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We know. Cody Rhodes also shares that Kane isn't really The Undertaker's brother.

Underfaker vs. Yokozuna in 2000. Truly one of wrestling's great unearthed treasures.

i am inviting anyone from a legacy media organization to explain to me why the house judiciary dems report on trump’s epstein’s ties and multiple allegations of rape isn’t worthy of extensively reporting on. i’m serious. i want to understand.

WWE shouldn’t get credit if they eventually do move the show by the way. They’re just playing chicken financially, they’re still putting everyone in the company at risk.

Someone want to tell Bobby where algebra comes from?

Fucking pussies, either put up or shut up. They can't punish everyone that doesn't want to head into an active war zone but you're too gutless to stand up for yourselves.

I'm not surprised but I'm definitely worried.

Coming Friday on the @btsheetspod.bsky.social Patreon: Not only do we continue our WWECW series by watching EXTREME STRIP POKER so you don't have to, but we discuss the time Paul Heyman told Vince McMahon that Eric Bischoff was coked up during a meeting because he watched too much Growing Pains.

"Would it be legal if he took a gun and SHOT HIM outside the ring, Hasan?"

"I was doing a game for SEGA and Vince said 'I have a game for NINTENDO and that's a conflict of interest!'"

AEW will only become a proper promotion when they start having championship roll calls.

Indie wrestling used to be better.

TAKA IS COMING... MOTHER. FUCKER. I'M GONNA KICK YOU ASS! HEY YOU, ASSHOLE! LISTEN TO ME! YOU KNOW MY NAME? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? MY FUCKING NAME IS TAKA MICHINOKU, HUH?!? OH, YOU DON'T KNOW? NO, I DON'T CARE! WHO KNOWS WHO CARE? LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING: I'M GONNA KICK YOU ASS!

Somehow that annoys me even more because it shows they absolutely could do this the right way.

Oh, OK, a slight correction. The NYT does have a PDF available. It's not at all in the actual report, however, and they hide it where they do post it:

Contrast that with @rparloff.bsky.social (and many others) who, you know, just posted the link. (I reposted Roger this morning when the decision came out.)

The NYT — having been shamed for years for not posting court opinions — now does so, but only with its enraging workaround of posting a link to a page that has individual images of each page of any opinion. So, here, you load a page of 55 images that are completely unworkable for any future use.

uhhhh

hello, SPOTLIGHT? please figure out why my phone isn't working

The wildest one of these I got was a three PDF "press release" rollout from someone who said his ChatGPT sometimes got something wrong and that OpenAI didn't respond to his support ticket and fashioned himself as a kind of big tech whistleblower

this is happening because big tech customer support basically doesn't exist and desperate people are asking ChatGPT what to do. ChatGPT is sending them to journalists

In the last few weeks i've been bombarded with emails from people who have minor tech support problems. ChatGPT is telling them to email me, writing their emails, and compiling "evidence packets" after convincing them they have stumbled on a major story: www.404media.co/chatgpt-keep...

How To Wear And Care For Your New Wig [Full VHS] : 405s

Big Daddy V looked like he was drawn by Jack Kirby and that was awesome and we don't talk about this enough.

Aw dude

LOS DRACULA

lol go [expletive deleted] off with Matt Riddle ya [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted]

New @btsheetspod.bsky.social with @nickmaniwa.bsky.social and @jfannin73.bsky.social covering 1997! USWA folds, 1st IWAMS King of the Death Matches, AJW files bankruptcy, an insane Paul Heyman quote in the Torch, Jeff Jarrett's WWF return/shoot promo on Raw, and more. redcircle.com/shows/f0ecb9...

let's change it again on Dynamite

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Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

Lula Goes HARD

and this isn't a case of it just having AEW on the show so it gets uploaded. Not all of the episodes have had AEW people on them.

So I don't think there has been an official announcement of this but it looks like MyAEW is officially airing CMLL's Saturday Arena Coliseo show for free as part of the MyAEW subscription. Its been airing live every Saturday since the 10th for no extra charge.

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