BlondLoki

Singlet arrived who wants to wrestle

Gays are braver than marines fucking in public bathrooms because those places are honestly so disgusting

How did I turn 180 degrees in my sleep last night and end up at the foot end of the bed? Like how do you go about doing that while sleeping

I love going to the gym, I would basically never leave the house if I didn't go lmao

This dad brought his 3 year old to the gym and he's curling 1kg dbs and talking about how important it is to take breaks between sets 🥹

Having one of those days

Forgot to save the video without the instagram caption

It is with a heavy dick that I announce

This only got more accurate with time

What is coconut water supposed to taste like because surely this can't be right

Me n the boys are using our indicators to signal to other road users that we are planning on turning our vehicles

Me at the indoor skydiving place waiting for my husband to finish so I can have a go

Who wants to play

Decided to freeball to the gym and the shorts I'm wearing are not fit for purpose, I've got full hog outline on display at the slightest movement

I may or may not have blacked out and played an entire game of civilization in one sitting

‘Sorry to see you go, Sir Keir, I know you always particularly appreciated my vase-on-head trick’

Where is this table that people are leaving gains on and can I have them instead?

It's hawt

I recognise quest text when I see it

Requesting to follow a gay guys private instagram profile is so humbling, I think you should be allowed to peek first just to see if you want to follow them or not before committing

Came to find out why tf they keep moving that window to the right

The custom-built sets in HotD are incredible but I do miss the random locations they'd use for the Red Keep in GoT - they really made the castle feel huge and sprawling like it has a million staircases and rooms. Now it feels like the entire castle fits inside a studio lot, because it does.

Just found out I have short biceps please respect my privacy while I process these terrible news

Texting my husband about the important stuff

Just found out that it doesn’t matter if you love him or capital H I M

You still can't send pics in DMs so what's the point of group chats honestly

Watched Masters of the Universe

Its June bitches