Jeff Stringer

"And that's why the boss and me aren't afraid to go out in public wearing more makeup than a middle-aged streetwalker without any embarrassment."

It must suck to be him then.

Who's going to tell him that 150 years ago good, proper, right-thinking Americans were making similar (false) assertions about the Irish. Good thing that #BrainWorm doesn't have any Irish ancestry then, innit?

Do reckon this will work with chat bots too?

Have #FuckFarage and his Reform Party finally lost #GBeebies?

At least we now know what #FuckFarage thinks a success looks like and boy, it ain't pretty, is it?

Is young Bobby brave enough to tell #FuckFarage that his pint of beer will now be doubly different (16 American fluid ounces instead of 20 Imperial ounces) and considerably smaller?

I only have one problem with Neil Young's lawsuit. In the true spirit of #IlDouche he should have added an extra comma, some zeroes and gone for $10,000,000,000.

FAO #NepoBaby DHS Secretary #BrainWorm.

#Stage4Capitalism

Smells like socialism.

We bid farewell to Ensign Pavel Chekov.

"OK. I want everyone to be entirely clear on this. It is not, I REPEAT NOT, a metaphor of any kind. Got it?"

With all due respect to Archbishop Grob I find it virtually impossible to believe that you are so naïve as to believe that you go pray over #IlDouche and his minions wouldn't take advantage of it for their own nefarious purposes. #ReproRightsAreHumanRights

Below you'll find, in type too small to read for your protection, #IlDouche's 1300+ word tirade about Bill Maher. I actually read it so you don't have to and if it makes 1% of the sense that Lucky's monologue in 'Waiting For Godot' does I would be very surprising. He went off the deep end ages ago.

"Well for starters I'm not really a Democrat, OK?"

So Vivek, may I call you Vivek, how's that advert working out for you?

#BienvenueAGilead

So he would the pick of the autocracies then. No thank you.

So #ICE assaulted an American citizen with disabilities who was left with injuries that required a hospital visit. However the federal law enforcement officials just abandoned the injured student without even calling for medical help. That alone ought to be a crime.

There is an overwhelming stench of sickness hovering over the GOP these days, isn't there?

And fails to learn from it.

I have a basic axiom that I apply any analysis or discussion of economics; an economy exists to serve the needs of society, all of it, not the other way around. I think everyone needs to remember that. Disclaimer: I am neither an economist or a banker.

Reports that Ms Mayer's daughter's teacher, upon discovering the use of #AI in schoolwork where it is expressly prohibited gave the presentation an F cannot be confirmed at this time.

Someone needs to inform the #Torygraph that one deposed monarch and one failed pretender to the throne do not a dynasty make.

Take some time and read this. You will probably be terrified by the end; I was. At the end of the day #Fear is the primary driver and the US is well on the way.

Today on #PeopleWillDie (and #BrainWorm doesn't give a shit).

Then fucking emigrate to Israel mate.

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Couldn't she just have had the au pair di it?

A PSA to the WH staff: hide the ketchup now! #BrazilElection

Oh yes please.

Racism is all they've got left.

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This is not so much hunting as it is just killing.

A bit early with the fireworks for #BonfireNight isn't it?

They don't but I do.

Why do they calls these things "High Occupancy Vehicle Laness" in the states when are really just "One More Than The Minimum Lanes"?

I'm pretty sure we're just days away from #IlDouche coming lumbering out of the closet. That's going to blow some #MAGA heads.

Isn't that about what one would expect, assuming one was marginally competent at maths?

I think this is the big winner out in the real world that it is in ##IlDouche's brain.

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Actually Donnie you called them shit-hole countries. I remember that; you don't.

No Donnie we bloody well can't.

We should have listened to Frank.

Happy #PythagoreanTheoremDay to all who celebrate the days were DD^2 + MM^2 = YY^2. There won't be another until 2105 which means this is the last one most of us will see. Because I know you love maths.

#FAFO time darling. Note: she was promoted and sacked in the same day.

Oops.

#HeSeemsNice

So around 2077 at this rate then.