Chef

@kmillz.lol

okay gang, I did a bit of reasearch and I can now say that pee is NOT stored in the balls.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!

I dont really like this...

your pinned post is the amuse bouche of your account

Holy fucking shit

some kind of pasta

eggs are a sin

In case you wanted to know, I type on this:

For a long time, I’ve been sitting on how to talk about what’s eating me when it comes to Boston. I’m saying it here. tomatotomato.xyz/magazine/on-...

Maybe the real chef is the friends we made along the way .

@bsky.app how many people have hidden the “suggested videos” pop up so far?

They’ll never take me alive

Chef

Everything hurts and I want to eat my own vomit

Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do

I’m about to kms myself

I don’t even have a joke. Fucking get this guy out of office.

a bowl of rice with soy sauce is a tasty snack and also a refreshing beverage if you're brave

git off bluesky you little scamp

Ate at a Michelin star restaurant and it just fuckin spat in my mouth and sexed me up slow+sensual style. 10/10 except for the sunflower butter. nobody enjoys sunflower butter.

Goddamn “The Disintegration Loops (1-4)” got hands

help out Rose if u can, she's good people

I don't really understand steamed vegetables

As a chef I can say that it is fun and safe to drink your friends’ piss.

Happy national sausage month to all who celebrate!

it is sixty five degrees out

Someone should give me venture capital money so I can buy groceries.

Here’s a fun cooking tip: male chicks hatched in poultry farming facilities are often siphoned directly into a meat grinder. This process is known as culling, and it is estimated that BILLIONS of chicks are born every year only to be killed moments after leaving the egg.

Had a dream about a new flavor of coke called Coke-quette. It had all of the coquette aesthetics like pink and frills and bows but the main unique factor was the scalloped edge on the can which made it impossible to drink out of.

hot doe