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meh, I’ve seen fuller moons

She has hands that have a touch that have a magic that takes a-way the pain

dear god who designed this monstrous new notifications tab

it’s only expensive if you can’t afford to steal it

this is actually the ideal posting state

Dracula’s dentist recommends Invisalign for Snaggletooth

Animals probably think clothes make you smart

bad news. it’s actually kind of nice to log off and get your chores done

sometimes i’m like “maybe i’m posting too much” then i’m like “nah, i don’t post ENOUGH”

if no one is mad at you, you're not doing enough for yourself

"you don't have to post every thought you have" well that is news to me

if only immigrants, women, POC, trans people, and child stars were protected as much as pedophiles and politicians

Back in the day you could look at the internet for up to an hour without getting mad.

learning chemistry by posting nonsense jokes and getting corrected

you’re laughing? her name was lola she was a showgirl and she lost her youth, her tony, and her mind at the copacabana and YOU’RE LAUGHING??

Of all the senses, adventure is my favorite

i’m coocoo for her cocoa puffs

hear me out, we fall in love and riff forever

he probably doesn't even look like his pfp

butter is only for people who believe

Them: nice runner’s legs Runner: thx! you wanna see my feet?

*soul calibur narrator voice* transcending history, and the world…a tale of queer horny yearning….eternally retold…

the amount of info and data that you can store in your breasts is called titabytes

Do fish ever get thirsty

‘specialty spread’ is absolutely insane

I live in a rural town and, like, I don't know how to tell you this, but the girls play on the boys team and vice versa all the time because otherwise we don't have enough players for a game and it's literally always fine so stop being weirdos about kids sports and just let trans kids play.