Princess Blue (🜞 ∧ λ)

Just saw a pickle Rick sign-flipper… I can only imagine the poor bastard is begging to be road kill on this six-lane stroad to hell.

Never knows best.

idk but it’s just very stressful to me that there’s so many things to learn in this life and so little time to learn

Yo, why this random punk have the Rinnegan?

Who wants to be an extra good friend and play online video games with me?

It’s time to unveil the next stage in my master plan… Eating the SECOND half of my sandwich.

TRUE

Forcing my boyfriend to watch Naruto with me.

I’m going to start let’s play YouTube channel.

My eye still hurts after an entire day of throbbing pain on the right side of my head. I think I’m growing a conscience…

who wanna be my future ex wife

Feeling… vintage.

What sin do I represent? I really have to know. It’s for an online quiz.

Another glorious day of study. We learning up in this bitch.

I haven’t found my flock, yet!!! Help, before it’s too late!

No lies detected. bsky.app/profile/blue...

sorry silicon valley, writing with a pencil goes crazy

The borrow checker could’ve saved her.

I sure love the cabinet! Cabinet posting from within the cabinet.

I prefer a hostile computer, tbh. Stop trying to make machines sound like humans.

Ghost pepper cheese… Feels like there’s an ulcer in my stomach.

I need bigger tits…

Seeking like-minded individuals.

“Don’t play the Imperial March on my penis!” - Pope I can’t do shit anymore.

I just need to post. I just need to post. I just need to post...

As my first decree, I shall knight @scomputer.fun.

Who wants to make clay sculptures of monsters we’ve seen in our nightmares?

it’s so cold but my bed is so warm

Robo-Ky commission for Smartdumdum this is the second illustration of mine that will go on a fightstick~

Chat, he doesn’t like my foot jobs.

this is what good pussy sounds like

@soapsmoker.bsky.social

Strip poker, but it's the layers of my public-facing personality.

SDL3, find out what it means to me. SDL3, implement the TCP.

@gravelife.com There’s an older XJ6 in the parking lot here!

It’s my turn on the mood swing!

Cassette futurism is the answer.

I hate myself, dawg. Real sad girl hours.

Thank you for helping me sort it out, Bruno Mars.

I need help, @brunomarsaccess.bsky.social!

We can’t extend the stay at this hotel, because so many Bruno Mars fans came… Which sounds like a joke, but it’s true.

My ideal self hates social media, so… 😬

You know how people will have an event happen to them and they’ll be all: “Event {x} happened to me, AMA.” ? Well, nothing happened… AMA.