frankenstein fucks car

Dunno what that means, don't care, argue with your mum.

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

she got my ass unfortunately

like i hear this and go “hm, okay, i can probably trace that back” but if you were like “tom cruise is hiding in my basement and wants to use my toes in a dark ritual to his mad god” id be like well, that makes sense for tom but this seems insane for hulk

i remember being in the boyscouts and being taught flag etiquette and i thought burning the flag sounded cool so i dropped one on the ground on purpose and told my dad we needed to burn it and he told me to fuck off

???

im apparently developing a contingent of self-hating dutch followers and idk how to feel about that

im not a cat hater, you underdeveloped germanic yakubian, she just usually uses signal for nudes

Okay Bitch

i was trying to walk to walgreens in chicago and i got held up by a tree in the road. i slowed down to investigate the tree, and a group of foul brigands jumped from cover and demanded my lunch money. and then they shot me 1500 times and then drove off on mad max style vehicles. crime in the city.

guy who only knows history through lin manuel miranda: eminem is the alexander hamilton of our generation

guys

channeling the spirit of an incorrectly interpreted marcus aurelius to get through the next 10 days

The thing is, we don’t know if this is unique to him or something that happens to every Kennedy because none of them live long enough to get to the old racist crank phase of rich whiteness.

im so good at programming dawg i can flex all over people who have been learning for like a year

"Look here," said Toad. "Oh. Here, it says that you will die tonight", said Frog. "Yes," said Toad, "but I do not dread it. For it will be a good death. A righteous death. A worthwhile death."

skip LOVES saying racial slurs

JERMA: I DONT CARE ABOUT GIL I WANT TO SEE DONNIE AND ALVIS GET MARRIED

getting out the ouija board and asking the spirit if he's mad at me

ONLY 4 DAYS!!! until i have to wait another 7 days

a local girl messaged me and has started a multi-day conversation about burgers and i gotta say . it's working

guys lets get #uhaulfamous trending!!!

car opens her gas cap and gets fucked and you think that of me?? NO SKYLAR I AM THE ONE WHO FUCKS

issuing a fucking bug report

Only the pussys need to write fuck. The word says how low the english language has slipped. Just saying.

hello everyone. as you know it’s almost election time and @hulkfuckscar.top has hundreds more followers than me. i need all of you to be as insufferable as possible to ensure I never have that many followers. thank you all for your service.