BluTGI

"Your meta account is here!"

We are forgetful gods. We create. We destroy. We hold vast wealth of information. We can do almost anything! Yet we sit in clouds and squabble. Invent rules. Play games, play victims. Abandon power out of fear of responsibility and liability. We are fucking gods! Act like it.

Nuremberg 2: 2028 Big Balls: "It was just a prank bro! We didn't mean to derail the entire us government." Prosecutor: "Tweet dated May 2025, "We are going to derail the entire use government! Choo Choo!" BB: "...." P: "Nothing to say for yourself?" BB: "I was just following orders!"

I had a gamer wife who wore my old work shirts around the house on Saturdays. A city house, with a yard, fence, driveway with multiple cars. While I was trying to guess the cars age, I had flashes of memories of that man's entire life. The shock of it woke me up. Good job multiverse me! GG.

Me: Hey, Mr. Bank Teller? Yeah I think I got hacked, the AI done signed me up for... what did you call it baby? fans? Wife: he means onlyfans! Me: *eye language: help me out broski!* Yeah sure only fans for my wife!

If the Epiphany is when the Christmas lights have to come down... then does that mean we get 12 days of Halloween lights after Halloween? Also what do we call that day? Spookany?

The president is a Russian simp

"Central casting? We need a new blonde. What do you mean Elle Woods isn't real? Reese? I don't care if she needs her spoon. Get her here now!"

The fun part about dog whistles, you get to unfollow people when they start barking. "What if Shane Gillis was right?" "What if Shane Gillis is a genius?" What if he's dumb as a rock and looks like he needs his own SVU episode? Swear some of yall are literaly NPCs rn.

At this point, I've heard from Roy Cooper more than my family and friends.

Brain: Ding Dong Pookie! Ding Dong! I haven't even played that damn game....

When I find myself in times of trouble, Green Lantern comes and speaks to me, speaking words of wisdom: "Meditate. Just breathe in."

"What's the deal... with booty shorts?" 🙄 Matthew 5:29. Pluck it out. Yall mad cause the misogyny? It's not funny? The fact that SNL keeps pandering and ruining the brand? I'm mad cause yall aren't better at walking away from brands over horseshit like this.

News: "According to polling numbers, Roy Cooper is going to win this like a fox in a hen house!" Text Message: "John, It's Roy. I'm begging you, if you don't donate $3 today... I fear what will happen to our world! Do you even care at all?!?" My Wallet:

The undertaker is hiring, and they claim the economy is thriving. Grave dogging hours, but death benefits are to die for. When you're all out of humor, then all you have left is the gallows. This and other unfinished bars...

Bot traffic down? October surprise.

I'm too galaxy brained rn. I need to sit somewhere nice, pleasant, comfortable. Stare out at the universe.

I'm lost in the Excel mines. I fear I shall not see the sky again. Save me, hopecore playlist... save me.

Stanford Jail Experiment? Human Rights Violation. Illegal. Mr. Beast Stanford Jail Experiment YT Series? Smash hit. Second season when?

Did some research because of that Cornell bullshit. 1/4? 10% reported? 10% convicted... That's a 1% conviction rate & .87% expulsion rate! 🔥🔥 Burn it all down🔥🔥 🔥 Let this world burn 🔥

Made the mistake of looking at people's Dressmaker dresses. My color choices are on point, but yall are killing it with the accessories.

I wish app user interfaces didn't have to show pictures of things. No one should need to see a tomato to understand what a tomato is. And yet I understand that I live in a world where someone would say they don't want tomatoes, only to complain because their food doesn't have the tasty red things.

The DA who passed on the chance to send those essay-writing shitstain punks to jail said he never saw all the evidence? Tompkins County needs to recall that man. Hope she sues Tompkins County too.

Did the church even try calling chatbots demons? Damn Terminators almost took over the world, and yet people couldn't roll dice in a basement without satan getting involved.

When I get sent to a old folks home, think the ladies will be impressed by my spider solitaire social score? Who am I kidding. I know I'm destined for the water wars.

Does the coffee and cigarette diet work without the cigarette? Asking for a non-smoker.

Greenville, NC. 9:45 AM. Shitty music can be heard from the intersection over a loud engine. The front is jacked up so high the driver can't see the road. I see a scrub cat call and whistle at a woman, then film a selfie as he hangs out the window as his friend drives through a intersection.

Our immorality scales at the speed of our necessities, yet our morality crawls at the speed of our want for absolution.

A culture of former slavers and businessmen have again sought to create a slave workforce. The energy of creation funneled into exploitation, calling it the future. What are the odds that the progeny of such a culture so steeped in sin could create something that is not flawed, corrupted, or worse.

I would like to go back to 1980s now. thanks.

I have beaten 2019's Control. Started Great, ended Meh. Got it for free, can't complain.

Will people be dishonorably discharged for not getting enough sleep erections? In soviet america, sleep erections discharge you!

A company that downsizes its support staff and replaces them with AI, an AI that hallucinates wrong answers, forcing me to contact support staff, is a company that I no longer want to work with.

Bobert's eating at work, and dumbass wants to turn monuments into sniper towers. Only one of these stories concerns me.

*checks news* AI got drafted/nationalized? Wild. Is this because it misidentified Chinese ships and almost started world war 3?

I fear we are beyond cringe. Beyond comedy. Beyond parody. I assume the lack of visible erection is a valid cause of removal from service for women soldiers from combat service.

Bro's going to be pondering that shit all weekend!

The dentist says I have to remain a shark. They're afraid to remove the extra teeth because of damaging the nerves, but they want me to consider bridging the entire bite palate.

Dream: Due to expenses, I had to join the military for a year contract. we were at war with the robots. I ended the dream questioning my faithless wife if she would wait for me. She said she would, I knew different.

We need the rain, but now's not a great time, geopolitically, for a hurricane.

"Thank you for your pushback! I see the statement defending your mistake of firing a musician over the idea that "genocide is bad" missed the mark." - Ed Sheeran's Public Relations "agent," probably.

I'm resistant to the AI creep in both my work and home life. The cyber psychosis is persistent.

I want to live forever. Just... Not like that.

Lanterns is a great TV show. It's obvious it had BBC Dr Who money and is doing the best they could within the limitations. Hope we get a second season. We need to see more action shots and not just clouds of darkness.

Dreamed, I fell in love at a meet-cute while doing the after-party rounds at a fan convention with the ex-wife as a wing woman. It's hard to explain that we're still this close as friends, mostly because I have never ever married. Now I miss both my wives. Thanks a lot brain.