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"If I'm lucky I'll be dead before this thing hatches

Thinking about all the life choices that led to this moment.

Yeah, whatever that look is on his face, I agree with it

His infallibility senses tingling, spikes of burning heat through his veins.

I wonder if I ask nicely, he'll give me the orb, I want it

The Dahli Lama: "Da'fug Imma do with this?!!"

I don't think the Pope actually wanted a dragon egg.

What even is it? I agree with the look on his face :)

I was looking to see if anyone made this joke!

Big respect for the Heavy Metal ref

In fairness that’s just midwestern face

I do feel like if anyone's giving anyone an orb someone's probably always giving the pope an orb

Does it catch a pokemon?

Maybe he uses it against a monolith 🤷‍♀️ 💀

"No WAY I'm contemplating this bullshit."

His reluctance to pander to people is one of his qualities.

If it makes His Holiness feel any better, I understand from a rabbi that “WTF?” can also be a form of prayer.

I think he has Resting Dismayed Face, which is a great out in such delicate diplomatic situations as … giant green orbs.

That stance? He's about to throw down on that thing.

He’s going to rebuke it.

I happy I’m not the only one who sees that.

It's either a Dragon Egg or a bomb. Serves him right, though - believing in all that fairy tale crap. Where's your God now?

Resting Pope Face

Whether or not pondering is allowed by scripture is a eucemencial matter

In brightest day, in darkest night:

Careful Leo…

pondering the papal orb

If that's massive then the guys holding it are HUGE

When you posted this ,25,000 children died every day due to poverty and illness. And they “die quietly in some of the poorest villages on earth, far removed from the scrutiny and the conscience of the world.Being meek and weak in life makes these dying multitudes even more invisible in death.

Before they bring it inside, they should check to see whether there are any tiny, round, green Greeks inside.

Doubt there is just one.

Warehouse!

Lyndon Johnson is my favorite sociopathic US president.

At least he had good self-esteem!

LBJ: What to give a pope who has everything? Also LBJ: Got it! A graven 3D image of myself.

How do you think Faberge’ got started?

That's a dragon egg from out of Game of Thrones!

The picture is fake.

Does it contain chocolate?

um what planet did that come from do you eat it? drink it? Vince-Carter-dunk it? I mean obviously it contains a cosmic evil

Is it supposed to be a peas offering?

Line that fucker with a salt ring ASAP; the Pope looks freaked out.

“…No Evil Will Escape My Light…”

That thing looks like it's about to hatch

He’s clearly thinking, “What the fresh hell is this? Couldn’t they just chip in the money to feed children or something?”

I suppose if you’re the freakin Pope you don’t really get to decline gifts. An uneasy constant for the job.

Bro about to cast Holy with that huge materia.

I mean who wouldn’t want a booger ball?

I want one of those fir my garden

When the dragon hatches the Empire will be unstoppable 🐉

“Now, you’re sure this thing will help the White Sox win a World Series?”

Why is it sitting on wet sculpting clay?

“The Orb is perfectly safe” say the two men holding the orb, both in unison, with glowing green eyes.

It’s giving Vigo the Carpathian.

I’ve had the same experience. Ex mother in law now. lol.

“Lord, they know not what they do, and neither do I.”

Trump is probably jealous as hell, right now.

That's the face of a man who knows how to ponder

''They are not all accounted for, the lost Seeing Stones. We do not know who else may be watching''

Is that for his garden or something?

That shit's Mastered, bro can cast Thundaga

I for one welcome the green orb, I mean, how worse can things get?

Fool of a Took!

Careful Leo, you'll be having Queen Gedrin from Red Sonja after you

Orbi et urbi is rather his thing..and looks like this orb is in the Urb..

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Uh, that orb isn’t from Peter Thiel, is it..?👀

Some of us wouldn’t know!

In the crusted green egg? No there are no good things that come from crusty green eggs. If you’re walking the forest, and you come across across a crusty green egg, the only proper response is to immediately vacate the area at great speed.

Tfw you forget the box of tide pods in a hot car all week.

“Is this one of those lightning plasma orbs?”

You know he can’t wait to get a moment alone with it so he can do an evil grin, cackle, and say something about “my pretties”

Somebody should tell the Pope not to get too close to the egg from "Alien"

why'd they give the Pope the Loc-Nar

The Vatican's security briefing just became: 'Your Holiness, if it starts humming, that's a feature, not a bug.'

"Oh... for me? Thanks... you shouldn't have... really."

If he puts his hand on it he can see what Peter Thiel is doing in Mordor.

It can only good happen

Ooh, I got this reference IRL. I am truly ancient.

Deep cut 😂

Why isn't it round?

Is that from Palantir??

It's a globe of Venetian Murano glass, which generally goes to make beautiful dishes, vases, chandeliers, blown glass ornaments and, more to the point, beads. As in rosaries. Much better use than this. Inside are ribbons of paper with words from his recent encyclical contrasting humanity with AI.

Oh! The pope has my contact juggling ball! I was wondering where that went!

Absolute BEST case scenario. 🙌🙏

Oh, the Sphere of Humanity!

Urbi et Orbi?

A palantir is a dangerous tool, Saroumane.

Bravo. It's truly amazing: every day they give me another reason to cry.

Probably a gift to the Papacy which is a relief to Leo.

They gifted the Pope Loc-Nar

Wait, I just read a young adult book about a green orb trying to take over Earth It's aliens!!

>:)

He does have a "what the fuck is this? what do I even do?" look on his face

@chilluminatipod.fm i see it everywhere, that green stone