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In all seriousness it should be Garibaldi, the hero of the 19th century

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Of course that's Kroger generic shredded cheese. This could only come from Kroger Country

Every time I have tuned in to Braves-Dodgers Albies is on base and inevitably stranded there

Efton Chism III

Ability to create art has zero input on ability to critique art. They're two separate skills. Plenty of critics have made some *mediocre* art, and some of the worst music writing I've read has come from musicians clearly out over their skis

Westside Cowboy putting up Jordan numbers on my Musicolet stats

Well that was fucking dumb as hell

Tuned into Navy-UAB and immediately jumpscared by Todd Grantham, we need to start putting warning labels on these broadcasts

That's my pitcher/DJ in Residency at Berghain

The defining television show of this century is Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Premiered two days before 9/11, ended in the twilight of the Obama years aka the last gasp of the postwar liberal order, and was briefly brought back from the dead during the Biden interregnum's zombie liberalism bit

I was all for keeping Jayden Daniels in to try to chase points against one of the best offenses in the NFL, but if retroactively deciding it was a terrible call means we can pin the latest awful Daniels injury on Dan Quinn and shitcan his ass then I'm all for it

Got Thomas Dollbaum tickets and gonna ask him what the hell is going on with the lyrics for "Rabbits"

Guy in Defector comments calling Brett Favre one of the most overrated QBs ever is maybe the most non-ball knowing, wish casting based on my feelings ass takes I've ever seen. Im seeing red, I don't even like the Packers and it enrages me. The fuck are you talking about

This, the article in Wired yesterday about the burnerverse, it's all the same thing, the same low rent grotesques hooting and clapping because they know shame is a thing that happen to other people, never them. It's just what culture looks like now.

Update: it's really good, and somehow I missed them killing it on Jools Holland, which is mostly the place you go to see either a Gallagher brother side project or something called Rag-N-Bone Man youtu.be/AOOYFOnwu8U?...

Kind of anticlimactic that The Border War is giving us the game of the year already

Im going to give Jason bipolar

Guy who has only seen Boss Bailey, watching his second NFL player: "Getting a lot of Boss Bailey vibes from him..."

Pro tip: that Westside Cowboy album is gonna be really good

Between Ryan Nanni leaving the Shutdown Fullcast and this, feels like the end of an era for sports blog adjacent podcasts. Eventually it'll just be Simmons' head in a jar debating the merits of Speed 2

Immigration court for detained children

What the last Chance the Rapper album shouldve been called

@redford.bsky.social I don't know if it's on your radar but Panda Bear is apparently a big NBA guy, maybe NBR's roster of Pitchfork Best New Music Ball Knowers gets an expansion franchise in Lisbon?

Lmao I barely lasted a week. It sucks ass over there

See we just *had to". You don't understand, he's a man of the people. Democrats have to be a big tent party. We must insist that the sexual assault Nazi marine lobster guy be senator.

Alright the freaks over on music twitter might be onto something with the Nirosta Steel album. Sounds remarkably like the lost connection between the chillwave acts (Neon Indian et al) and the humid scuzzy waterlogged (and notably queer) 80s sounds they were chasing

Zuccs Gone Wild

Big news, I am playing guitar for Bob Dylan tonight in Austin. I am learning all of his big songs. "Whoa Poor Billy", "Working Man Coal Miner Blues", "Nashville Disco", "Silvio", the 20 minute one about JFK

Made a twitter burner out of curiosity to see what's going on in there. Music twitter still has the juice but man everybody is a lot angrier and meaner than I remember

Regret to inform that the new Phoebe Bridgers is *tremendous sigh* really good

The final word on Nixon was outlined by HST in his Nixon obit "If the right people had been in charge of Nixon's funeral, his casket would have been launched into one of those open-sewage canals that empty into the ocean just south of Los Angeles." I don't know why we need to relitigate him