Bobby Biscotti

If anybody on here recognizes me or expresses any familiarity with me at all, I will be deleting my account and throwing my phone in a lake.

sisqo writing the song about how butts are good in thongs: i'm thinking this key change should feel like the end of the world and the birth of a new future

I would be a patient that House begrudgingly respects at the end of the episode, but most of you jokers would be ones that wake up from a coma and House says "We cured you by giving you the idiot medicine ... for gay morons 😏" and then your kids don't speak to you ever again

Looked up the wrong brand of boots so now every commercial I see on every streaming service for the next 3 weeks will be clips of uncanny AI people wearing those boots. They can't do this to me man I got mental illness in my family history

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People spend thousands of dollars and years of their lives on improv classes to try to become as funny as the median working class woman in an East Coast city.

Sending this to my cat and commenting “You”

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Instead of nine-eleven, they should have done "nice"-eleven and crashed pizza and ice cream parties into those buildings and that one field

Every so often you gotta scroll down to "Top 10 watched this week" and see what kinda world you're actually living in

At my History of Concrete showing in Philly, the theater started booing whenever any New York or Pittsburgh logo was on the screen.

"Heh. Why would a tough strong guy like me want to play such a girly game anyway? What do I look like, a girl? Miss me with that shit." - Guy who just found out Dressmaker doesn't play well on the Steam Deck

Kicked out of my DnD group for creating a wonderful dancing bard named Ymca (pronounced “EEM-kah”)

Finally watching Nirvanna the Band ... Matt is so mean to the hot one :(

Learned League schedule got me feelin like the white slumdog millionaire

You know how former #1 pick busts get chance after chance because there’s always some sucker who buys into his “potential” and “mechanics” that thinks he’s one step away from putting it together? Anyway, heard the new Dakota Johnson movie sucks

Greatest sport in the world and it’s not particularly close

Opened an email from my bank on my birthday and expected a promotional offer for a free Small Money on my next visit

I need 20-25 good men to assist me in using kinetic force to bring Sluggo's new hat to a permanent end

Every time there was a pizza on the screen in Primetime, I leaned forward like an offensive coordinator who just called for a trick play

Living in America is so scary. Like one day all the white frat boys get a firmware update at the same time and start wearing hats with upside down words on them and you just gotta keep going to work

Really hard to pick one singular candidate as the most egregious inclusion here, but Severance has released 19 episodes in 5 years and more than half of them are mediocre or worse

Lady at the deli counter called for order “9-2-5” and I said “What a way to make a sandwich” a little too loud and she looked around like she expected me to have a handler

This Northernlion-Dan Gheesling stuff is like the Macklemore story for guys who have a favorite Nathan For You episode

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I need a research grant of $60 million for my team to get to the bottom of that throaty fake yelling voice that millennial nerds do when they get excited

*Explaining the Ship of Theseus to a Philadelphian* “OK so remember when the Sports Complex was the Spectrum and Veterans Stadium? …”

will.i.am will.you.are will.he.is

Your coworker is going to act like this is the most daring thing ever made, and then you’ll watch it and it’ll end with a David Bowie - “Heroes” needle drop

That coach on Air Bud’s team was legit like “Oh thank god this dog is here so we don’t have to give any more minutes to Kyle” … if that’d been my kid I’d have slashed his tires

There should be a guy named Cello Ma who’s fucking awesome at the yo-yo

The Emmys are the better award show because the winners don’t do the thing where they pretend to have a panic attack during their acceptance speech

"what's your favorite color" i reject the question. i dont have a "favorite" color. i enjoy the interplay of how multiple colors can complement each other, and that interplay can happen between any combination of colors. i am neurotypical.

This post is a sting operation for guys who know where to get the most vibrant short sleeved button up shirts

Feel bad for the Wolverine devs. They made the same game that’s been getting unanimous praise and awards for years only for everyone to arbitrarily decide that they hate it now

One year later and Netflix is out here kirkposting

If you can't hold hope in your heart for a Shyamalan-Gyllenhaal-Nicholas Sparks linkup, then I'm sorry but you're just not as far along in your Journey as I am

Occasionally one of the contestants on Family Feud acts horny for Steve Harvey and then you just gotta sit with that demon on your screen the rest of the episode

Terry Crews’s best movie if you don’t count White Chicks

In the next Pokemon game, there should be an evolution line that goes from vaping to smoking cigarettes to smoking cigars. He could be like a sassy possum or something

They put my girl on Dancing With The Stars I’m gonna be sick

They canceled Hot Ones For Girls

It’s September which means it’s time for the yearly audit on whether millennials are still saying “spooky season”

Only know one of these because my cousin is/was a wannabe Men's Rights influencer and my sister showed me a video of one of these ladies roasting him during my wedding.

Sometimes you and your wife gotta roll up on bar trivia and remind mfs who run this town

10 years ago, a robot Olympics that produces multiple videos of robot dicks exploding in a shower of sparks would have been a delightful lark, but in 2026 we can't even enjoy that because a handful of billionaires are trying to use it as justification to deploy predator drones in major cities

Hope they pay this woman $1,000,000 for her upcoming cameo on Abbott Elementary where she kicks somebody in the chest.