Mr Bob Knife

This was posted on threads. The comments on it from black/brown people vs white folks are instructive. I wish more folks would pause and consider this divide. Especially considering who is being marginalized and outright hurt or killed by Maga.

Hey @meidastouch.com you don't have to hire Bovino when he seemingly becomes available. Really. 1/3 Reich is still a third nazi. Half Pint Hitler is still nazi

Johnny will return in Avengers: Doomsday (2026)

"Then that implies someone was in the vicinity to spot a visual signal. And did we actually see another boat? Why didn't we just attack that other boat?"

I was 37 and was trying to find the WMDs.

Top. Men.

We are fucking lost.

A bomb went off over at Threads and the ChristoKirk bot army took over weeping tears of Jesus. Holy crap I've not seen that place explode with fakery at that level

Former early 20-something camp counselor in Central Texas (right after Comfort) to today's counselors being forced into hearing all the FAFO stuff: we see you. We know your heroism. Take care of yourselves knowing that you did your best. People are mad and shocked, rightfully so. It isn't you.

Have some tariffs

I'm sad this person turned off replies because I REALLY wanted to know what she doompity did

Hopefully people understand that this can't be a one off performative play. This isn't a photo opp. This isn't about pink pussy hats. This needs to be the start of something much bigger.

Pitchbot wept. @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

I remember this energy before the election. It is still there and hopefully bigger. Something needs to be different this time.

Report: DOGE staffers energized by potential invasion of Canada because so many of their girlfriends live there.

The morning of 9/11, my ex wife called me to see if I knew what was happening (pacific time). 9/12, the United States of America called me back to serve. In 2004, I helped look for the fabled wmd. This motherfucker? Laughing about Ukraine? Oh hell no. No.

How is it that AI is being forced on all of us, everywhere, BUT AUTOCORRECT IS GETTING STUPIDER?

If you are old, you remember that when movies showed up on TV, they were edited. Bad stuff was removed... but sometimes a scene was added from the cutting room floor. My favorite example was Fast Times. The TV version ADDED THE ABORTION SCENE WITH A JOKE BY THE DOCTOR. No shit.

Good morning You can no longer search the Democrat tag on Instagram. You can still search republican and Maga. How about dem eggs

Anyone aghast at Zuck's douchebag heel turn clearly hasn't been paying attention. He has been that ALL ALONG. We know this.

Because zuck is a big pussy.

"Dysentery is very contagious and can spread through contaminated food or water, or through oral-anal sexual contact." Da fuq yall doing on the Oregon Trail???

Nobody remembers that it was ABC that gave us both schoolhouse rock AND Timer. Like wtf were CBS and NBC even doing?

I respect Judd, vaguely anyway. But what the hell man. Yes, yall, don't "steal" posts. And at the same time, stop acting like taking a screenshot and providing a Lil comment is "work". And as screenshots go... it's a screenshot. Is this really copying?

Man, I thought people in threads and bsky acting like know-it-alls about the CEO shootings was peak Inspector Clouseau Then it started coming up in LinkedIn. Holy crap. (I'm not checking xitter. I already know the Clouseau situation there)

This aggression will not stand, man.

No thanks, Amazon.

I have not seen a single mention of South Korea on threads. Maybe I will in 2 days.

A random pornbot named "Popile" now follows me on Instagram per the notification. Cool. I want to ask her about her pocket fisherman. If you are between 30 and 45, you might add "that's what she said." Above that I hope you caught the real reference.

Why does a galaxy far far away nickname a guy Porkins when they have no concept of pigs, much less pig meat known as pork, much less a mean nickname for chubby. Don't get me started on "Chewbacca"

The pickle is sad her mom is gone. She has to spend Thanksgiving with dad.

My firestick really wants me to watch "It's a Wonderful Life (abridged edition)". ???? What do you suppose they cut out? I hope it's that hee haw guy.

Today's example of how AI can really screw up and why chiding people "you could have googled this" is silly. According to google, Jack Bauer killed... nobody... during 24. Sure, Jan. Google, you suck.

I dated a gal briefly who had been on Love Connection. On her "date", they stole a boat (!!!). When she told me this story, I tried to blow it off because... uh... she was very good at holding hands. Anyhoo we dated briefly. Turned out she was married. So if you know a boat stealer, it's a tell.

Regular people don't care how many followers you have. It's exhausting. "Act like you've been there before."

So now we know for sure that HUD is a Black Job.

Right before it went belly up, Washington Mutual had a very spendy multimedia ad campaign based around the word "woohoo", including a Homer-ish voice actor exclaiming woohoo. BUT HERE'S THE THING. The print ads spelled it "whohoo". Da fuq? I will go to my grave pronouncing it hoo hoo

...but I don't want my horizons broadened by nazis and othering. In the same way that I don't need to expand my palate to include garbage and poop.

I remember the days when bsky was a sleepy joint with a couple posts a day by people I follow. ...and 50 unfunny joke posts by Paul Frazee. I get that he's important here and all that, but slow your roll or workshop your stuff better. The good news? Enough action now to cover more of it up

Please stop calling them skeets.

My wife was vouge-ing in her sleep.