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Picked up another bot follower this morning. This one apparently only follows "bobs". A Bob Bot! 🤣

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

The manufacturer of these thumb drives sure is proud of their product. (Such attention to detail, too!) @kevlin.bsky.social

It's refreshing that the Gallant campaign is responding to the revelation of his bondage photos as no big deal, just kinky fun. But in the interest of transparency, and to prevent future distractions, he should release every kinky, sexy photo that's ever been taken of him. All of them. Right now!

i know this TIME cover might seem bleak but in my experience this means that AI won’t be allowed in the bathroom within 5-10 years

throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky

I'm officially a published author. 🎉

This is good news, actually. If history is a guide, toilet paper supply chains are always disrupted in the final year of a Trump presidency.

Wanna rename the damn place? Let's add someone who effin' deserves it... Rest in Peace, Dolly...

Proust on AI, 1918. “He imagines a sort of composite of all the good books that he has read, whereas a good book is something special, something unforeseeable…”

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Engineer: The cup is twice as big as it needs to be (Not my joke, forgot where I heard, but has stuck with me since I was a kid.)

Is this whole catering truck thing how the lettuce got contaminated?

For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? An incomplete kitchen gadget of unknown purpose.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

There was a song in a locally-produced musical about this area. Routle - TriMet 07/08/2026 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ www.routle.city/trimet

Pro tip: Do not downsize by giving items to older relatives. The items wind up coming back to you eventually, now imbued with even more sentimental attachment, and you have to get rid of them again. (This is exponentially more true for only-children!)

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Literally back-to-back in my feed. @joemygod.bsky.social @atrupar.com

Can't they just get Jerry Falwell Jr.'s pool boy? I hear he cleans up nice, and doesn't mind working in front of groups.

Bluesky users never fail to mystify. I made a joke about someone's comment (friendly, on-topic, clearly indicated, and in no way negative), they hit "like", replied with an emoji which went well with the joke, which I then liked. But 30mins later, after no further interaction, they blocked me? 🤔

MAGA Spurs fans be like "If they'd have stopped counting the points at the end of the 3rd quarter, we'd have beat the Knicks. Mamdani and the radical left Democrat party rigged the points in the 4th quarter!" (I'm not into sportsball but couldn't resist posting this.)

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Another Vintage Organ Grinder TV Commercial - Early 1980s - Portland Nostalgia youtu.be/oKmiWKSIQYc #organgrinder #vintagetv #1980snostalgia #portlandoregon #theatreorgan

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It's not like the light rail component that was designed was truly exceptional, but it's notable that the transit component is what is on the chopping block and not any effort to rightsize the massive five mile freeway expansion with massive new interchanges

🚨 BREAKING: A federal appeals court has ruled, in a 2-1 decision, that the Trump-Hegseth transgender military ban is likely unconstitutional, finding that the policy appears to be driven by a “bare desire to harm a politically unpopular group” and is “both arbitrary and based upon animus.” 1/3

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The correct follow-up question for a statement like this is "are you getting psychiatric help?", followed by "does your family know where you are?", or "can I call a ride home for you?"

Attn: @techconnectify.bsky.social - I received an email from Blink Charging stating they were having a webinar about installing charging at multifamily facilities, in case you're interested: us06web.zoom.us/webinar/regi...

Now there's a headline I never expected to see! (Yes, I know Vancouver is not Clark County writ large, but still, given all the historic opposition to any light rail into Vancouver, it's refreshing to see the city not just approve, but fight for it to be more useful.)

Plans to bring light rail to the heart of Vancouver and reconnect two neighborhoods separated by Interstate 5 in the city’s downtown core are in danger because of heightened cost.

Loved seeing you again, Milwaukee, but we need to talk.

There is a fundamental airport culture incompatibility between people who seek out a sparsely-occupied gate to get away from noise, and those who seek it out so they can more-politely make a loud phone call.

Example: We read our phones on the toilet.

In 10 words or less, explain our world to someone from 50 years ago.

Very sad to see this go away. #PDX #TheatreOrgan #PipeOrgan #ClevelandHighSchool Last Chance to Play and Hear the Cleveland High School Kimball www.crtos.org/events/last-...

KPTV News: Historic theater organ at Cleveland High School seeks new home ahead of demolition - www.kptv.com/2026/03/03/h... (The Organ Grinder documentary project contributed footage to this piece.) #theatreorgan #organgrinder

Josh was so poor that he quit writing double consonants. He just couldn't make n's meet.

The proliferation of AI-generated images, and the overuse of sans-serif fonts, have doubly affected struggling artists named "Al", who can't get their work noticed because nobody wants to see Al-generated "art" in their feeds.