RJ Zielonka, Author

Seeing my books on the shelves at a Barnes & Noble will never, ever get old.

Tanner McKee is an auto generated Madden name when youre franchise mode is in the year 2039

No jury in America would have convicted that potato

BRUH LOLOL

Is anyone in the NFL good?

People that I believe and trust tell me Brock Purdy is very good to great all the time and I have to take their word for it because the 2 times a year I watch him he is always making bad decisions and often playing very poorly.

Aaron Rodgers throwing an absolute hissy fit on the sidelines like every 42 year old conservative not getting their way.

"Earn your sunday" is the most capitalist bullshit corporate tagline ever. You dont have to earn relaxation and I'm sick of businesses trying to convince people they do.

Jarmo: we think the young guys are going to fill the void left by Tuch and Byram. Fans: okay cool, here's hoping, but what are you going to do if they aren't ready yet? Jarmo:

Jarmo: we think the young guys are going to fill the void left by Tuch and Byram. Fans: okay cool, here's hoping, but what are you going to do if they aren't ready yet? Jarmo:

I wonder if theyre professional

I don't mean to sound the alarm but The Sabres powerplay is never going to be good again.

Update: Their makeup is smeared and they're crying into their drink.

They got all dolled up to look good in front of their ex.

Zach Benson going to finish the season with 0 goals and 53 assists, as a bit.

Absolutely peak day for a walk at Reinstein Woods.

Sucks about Community Beerworks/Thin man closing. Everything is so expensive & nobody has any money, & it really feels like the city is starting to struggle to stay afloat. I had a huge 40th celebration at community beerworks when it was on the lower west side and I'll always cherish that memory.

Me looking at UPL after the Sabres failed to aquire Hellibuyck

Celebrating rewiring an outlet, adding a gcfi outlet, and branching the line off to an outdoor outlet i also installed: Our smaller record player has a place to be plugged in now.

Im sorry but The Sabres weren't willing to beat...this?

Me looking at UPL after the Sabres failed to aquire Hellibuyck

From 2.5 mins on i had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard.

Mmmhhmmm

WHAT was that DEFENSE CHICAGO

UNBELIEVABLE! ANOTHER James Bond with knee problems!

ACAB includes hockey refs

The cool thing about trading for Hellebuyck now is that he hasn't has practices or training camp or preseason or the first 12% of the season so itll probably take him another 10 games to get up to speed...

Hunter Mcdonals family in the stands to watch him get his ass handed to him in a hockey fight.

Get ready to speak South Buffalonian, Connor Hellebuyck

Do you think that Zach benson has a rat under his helmet that controls him like ratatouille?

ACAB includes hockey refs

Zach Benson going to finish the season with 0 goals and 53 assists, as a bit.

Me in 35 years having to explain what "video games" were to the youngins:

Me in 35 years having to explain what "video games" were to the youngins:

This team, man.

Its a tie between vehicular manslaughter (president of Dropout @vicmmic.bsky.social ) and Zac Oyama (comedy sniper)

I got the Flu Vaccine and covid booster yesterday and boy howdy do I feel like garbage today, lol.

I... have literally no complaints? This seems like that absolutely most ideal lineup?

Jayden Daniels throwing the ball out of bounds on 4th and 2 is, uh, a choice.