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This guy even eats like a chud, I don't know why I'm surprised.

This kind of tends to happen when you hire someone with the brain of Mr Potato-Head as an anchor.

Why is he purple

Real men swallow the whole potato

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So sick of this m’fer

potato innocent

Not sure how he thought it was going to go putting that much potato on his fork.

That's a big bite, champ!

But did he die

This is giving Rappaport on Traitors vibes

The only way to shut him up.

Excellent mama bird technique.

We can only dream he does one day

He put the whole thing in his mouth?

You can’t skip lunch

Taters gonna hate.

They’re back from break now and he’s lying dead on the ground in front of the desk, nobody seems bothered in the slightest

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Wow. On the day he invokes Charlie Kirk? Have you no shame!

Men would rather choke on a whole ass potato than go to therapy

Rooting for you potato

First Utah and now Idaho. The haters are everywhere.

Taking that big a chunk of potato at once is a massive win for Everyone is 12 theory

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Must've been one of those scary Utah spuds

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I cannot stop laughing this is so perfect

Take a smaller bite, fucking gross pig.

Placing a bet on the potato +2000 and crossing my fingers

The brains of the outfit

Most Irish named motherfucker in America and he can't eat a fucking POTATO?!

I was playing Krampusschlap with him right before filming.

Why such a small bite? Why not shove the entire thing down your throat. Where did he learn how to eat?

Why is he pink? He looks like he’s in the midst of a major cardiac event. Also, yeah, don’t stuff half a potato in your mouth.

He’s holding a knife - does he know what that does? 🤦‍♀️

#TeamPotato

Maybe eating half the potato in one bite wasn’t smart

Almost...

Chris just needs to challenge Pat to meet at the 7-Eleven in Temecula

Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows maybe Pat McAfee will choke on it

Bro is soooo worried about getting Charlie Kirked he gonna off himself live on air by deepthroating a spud

hopefully when they bring it back he’s being stretchered out of the studio

Testosterone supplements, peptides and glp1

Can confirm.

It's all his wildness and double shots of whisky

JFC! Unhinge that jaw and have a vapor lock plug of tator. Well done sir.

Potato is the hero we need

Who tries to shove half a potato in their mouth?! Trying to go for a Darwin Award on camera???

Not just funny. It could’ve done the world a favor.

Well…Trump…

Please tell me he died. Please.

Can't stand this douche. ESPN can eat a bag of dicks. Shitty program for 20 years.

he starts nodding in approval before the thing is even fully in his mouth. grade-A fucking tool...

Godspeed, potato

MNF running the NFC "parody division" game, I see. 😪

Is he the guy who got butt hurt at the U of Utah?

My man is red and getting redder and his old helmet scar showed up

He’s a tool.

“Bro! Chewing is beta!” [ESPN] “Let’s build our entire identity around this popular bro”

How can they have an excellent NFL Live crew and this dude at the same time? Like, they can obviously spot talent, they just refuse to build around it.

Going full half potato one bite is a choice

He is so MAGA

He was already red before he shoved half a potato down his gullet.

This is why I stopped watching Food Network programs…have a hard watching people eat like this…top it off with McAfee and a hard no.

Me after 7 glasses of whiskey at thanksgiving dinner

Anyway for us to send mobile orders to the booth?

Close but no potato.

Why? Why do men eat like that? Its obvious the bite is too big. When he chokes, he'll learn.

#TeamPotato

He's always red. Unchecked HPB

Get yourself some butt.

If you know the Heimlich maneuver, no you don’t

These remarks are hilarious

Breaking fucking news

Claude, how do chow potatoe?????

Inshallah

I stand with the potato

He's an alpha male! Alpha males always try to eat half a potato in one bite and almost choke to death. He ain't scared like the betas! 😂

Tell Satan Spuddy sent yinz

At least he got one last man sized bite in. Tough guy till the end.

Potato is doing God’s work…

McAfee may want to do something about the blood pressure give how red his face is

why is he so red?

Classic Patato mcChokey

#TeamPotato

Dude is so cringe, so pathetic, so MAGA, Kid McAfee doesn’t even realize what a an absolute tool he is. He is basically Kid Rock. Just go with it.

If he goes before Trump I'd consider that a compromise worth considering

Food impaction feels like a heart attack quite often - chew your food

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Knew a guy like him, dead at 40

Team Potato

there's worse ways to go

Team Potato

Imagine being so loathed that your possible choking generates these comments.

cheering for the potato 🥔

Blind me with ambition

A talent at a level we’ve never seen before.

That red face reminds me of my cocaine days. I don’t miss that. Pat, you’re five years younger than me. Grow up. And f**k your show

That’s too bad.