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ICYMI, live music lovers: Bottom of the Hill will remain open next year, with a new proprietor who’s committed to keeping the club independent. Thanks to the fine folks at BotH, old and new, for choosing us to break the good news. www.coyotemedia.org/bottom-of-th...

HEY GANG - DID YOU KNOW THAT NVIDIA JUST PUT ALL OUR GPUS INTO REMOTE ACCESS MODE FOR SLOP AGENTS TO CONNECT TO? NVIDIA APP > SETTINGS > FEATURES > ALLOW AGENT ACCESS > OFF TURN THAT SHIT OFF

Probably stale by now.

Still need to finish writing my genderswapped version of Freaky Friday. It'll be a short full, where the son in the dad's body just keeps yelling "Why does everything hurt!?" while the dad in the son's body giggles maniacally while masturbating to completion for the third time in 15 minutes.

"I Will Survive" and "Don't Leave Me This Way" are great disco anthems but if you did them both at karaoke everybody would be like "dude, pick a lane."

While still in high school, some tiny business was selling crap over the phone "to benefit Veterans of a Foreign Wars" (i.e. donating like 3% per sale — I don't think they even called themselves a non-profit). I did one delivery run for them before figuring out it was bullshit.

BLFC definitely has the highest weight ratio for shit I pack vs. shit I use.

WAZE says this route is 17 minutes faster than driving in the opposite direction and hoping you get lost.

Early on. Definitely before high school. Probably 3rd grade, when I dressed as an insurance salesman for Halloween.

Watching this episode where the fascist bastard pricks from Paw Patrol build a fence to ensure that an undocumented foreign squirrel starves rather than eat the food they were going to enter in a contest.

I wanna start a Rush tribute band called Geddy Images.

Yes, but unfortunately this was a quote from RFK Jr.'s speech on rising grocery prices.

I have a lot of weird recurring dreams. Not identical, but the same bizarre locations, events and situations. The thing is, I like abstract and conceptual art, and I'm pretty self-aware, so instead of needing a therapist to interpret them, I just wake up going, "Alright! Fuckin' I get it already."

My brain: You woke yourself up snoring a couple times last night. Me: Might be time to lose some weight. My brain: So eat less and exercise? Me: What? No... fuckin' moron. What the fuck are you thinking? My brain: Then what? Me: I dunno. You run this shit, so figure it the fuck out!

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What if our gradually increasing lifespans are a side-effect of a growing backlog in the Universal Reincarnation Department?

I have a magical cleaning cloth that somehow moves the smudge on my glasses to a different location without ever actually removing it.

Romans 6:23: "For the wages are 10 yards from the spot of the sin, automatic first down."

Cheeses Aged Right and the Four Courses of Chocolates.

Great, universe, you wanna play this fuckin' game with me right now?

"And with the completion of the first coin toss of the 2026-2027 NFL season, the Miami Dolphins have been mathematically eliminated from playoff contention."

A gluten-free Japanese noodle house for couples whose relationships have worn: Udon Bring Me Flour.

"These plates don't work for shit."

*YouTube ad* "We all have tons of chores around the house we're putting off. But now there's no more reason to procrastinate wi—" Me: "AAHHHLALALALA SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP...."

Note to self: One bagel is probably not enough to fill you up, especially if you set it on your desk and forget to eat it.

*grumbles* ..zip ties every fucking three inches in this house until I need one...

"69"-ing for various alien species: 52 rj €3 8∞8 pdbq √ ¿:? °©@ ΩŌ % :; s§s //∆\\ QØ I will not be taking questions at this time

I just want to give a shout-out to whomever created and uploaded a perfect, detailed synced lyric track to "Revolution 9" by the Beatles. I appreciate you.

I feel like life has never let me get past the first time I played D&D and chose chaotic-neutral as an alignment.

Kinda bummed about the number of people wearing Pavement T-shirts to the Pavement show. Have the 90s taught you people nothing?!?

I love snacks because it's like food that doesn't count.* * I will not be accepting corrections to this statement.

Looking at myself shirtless in the mirror and thinking "I could've been something in porn in the '70s." Probably like a grip or a foley guy, but still, you know... *something*.

I was taking a shower and felt water go in my left ear, so I tilted my head to get it out and immediately got water in my right ear. I have a PhD goddamn it.

"Plus you can steep tea multiple times, each yielding a different flavour profile." The flavour profiles: 1: Mild 2: Bland 3: Water

I just want to wish my fellow U-S-Aries a joyous and wonderful conception day! Let's give a big salute to our parents, whose overwhelming love of independence and freedom and America evoked such a patriotic fervor that they erupted into a fireworks display of their own.

It's too early for it to be this early.

How it started: How it's going: ^^ Happy 13th anniversary with my maaaan❤️ #cleanplateclub

I mean if you think about it, "Kilroy Was Here" by Styx and "Joe's Garage" by Frank Zappa were really the same album. "2112" was the abridged version, and "(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party!)" was the Cliffs Notes.

Suddenly got kinda bummed about the fact Sonic Youth broke up after Kim and Thurston divorced. I feel like my generation got robbed of the indie/noise rock "Rumours" we deserved.

Landlord's coming by this week, so we've been on a mad cleaning spree. We're not slobs, but we are definitely cluttered, so this is a ton of work. But it made me realize: if I just cleaned a little every day, I could wake up each morning loathing the shit reality of my vile fucking existence.

Think about how great sleep would be if you could remove your arms from your shoulders. But then you'd have to find them right after waking up just to turn the alarm off. That would suck.

Pride

It's that time of the year when it starts to get light out too early and gets too hot during the day and nights are too short and... It's basically summer and I fucking hate the summer. I'm a polar bear, what the fuck did you expect?

Our mighty awesome Guest of Honor, Kyell Gold, will be debuting a new book at Furlandia 2026! "While the family Ellie Stone cooks for is on vacation, she's been sent to the small village of Willow's End to learn cooking from a brilliant but temperamental fox at Fortescue Hall.

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I'm in Anaheim for Tripping Daisy 2026 reunion show #1 of 4 (for me, it's like their 25th show of the tour). (Not pictured: Tripping Daisy.)