Bolts Nuts

Lou Diamond Phillips in a Blue Diamond almonds commercial as, Blue Diamond Phillips. Gold. Pay me.

Can we stop calling them settlers?

I'm pretty sure my body is tricking me to sneeze so I shit myself. I hate getting old.

Social media has been awash with right-wing bots for a decade+. It's never left-wing bots. Bots made Brexit happen, got Trump elected, and Farage noticed. No-one has investigated who is paying for them. Social Media platforms don't want to admit half their active users are fake.

@rifftrax.com just saw the 430 show in Canton Ohio. Hilarious.

youtube.com/shorts/A_QEQ... Mac is the GOP. I am Dennis.

Does anyone else understand that the cloud is just renting someone else's computer? Wtf I have a computer that has memory. Why are we doing this?

Spoiler for gta6: gun man car guy does crime.

Who got them salad shits?!

Imagine a country where the government and public endlessly debate expanding access to weapons so people can kill each other because it’s their right, yet insist that universal healthcare, which would help keep you alive, isn’t a fundamental human right.

@briangaar.bsky.social since it was mentioned in the latest inside games video. I want to get ahead of the game and wish you a happy birthday.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but we are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian. Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.

Am I the only one in society that doesn't know how I'm going to fall asleep an hour early tonight?

When did they become war fighters and not soldiers?

@rickyftw.bsky.social @eliotetc.bsky.social Loved your Adobe "I tied an onion to my belt" moment in this episode.

Ever farted by yourself and wished someone else was there to smell it? Kind of proud.

Chipotle farts are a special kind of fart.

There should be hard cap on the amount of money someone can have. If you have £200 million, you're not allowed to accumulate anymore until you spend some. Any money over that £200 million is tax.

I miss that old Nintendo 64 game Macarana of Time.

I'm on the site that I can block idiots. (Please don't block me)

youtube.com/shorts/ez7YV... Fuck AI

Joffrey Musk in Alien: Earth is going to die, right? Boy kavalier or whatever. We should have called LeBron that. Maybe he wouldn't have left. Not Joffrey Musk. The other name.

idk if its a psyop or online dems just being dumb (or both) but it's ridiculous to treat Gavin like he's already the 2028 nominee when we got big boy JB out there actually threatening these ghouls with prison while Gavin does his little comedy routine

Hiking and climbing gear company called Seadon't

Here’s a fact: I would NEVER vote for someone because Hakeem Jeffries told me to. He has no sway with me at all. I would, however, consider voting for someone if Zohran Mamdani told me to. Because if he likes someone, that’s worth a look. I think Hakeem doesn’t fully grasp that shift.

I have 300 followers now, so praise be me.

Chris Cuomo posting a deepfake of AOC the same week that Jim Acosta “interviews” a deepfake of a school shooting victim are both harbingers of how traditional media power players will help usher in the worst of the AI slop era

The pension age should be lowered to open up more high paying jobs to younger people

If we want businesses to take climate change seriously, make it legal to stay off work if the temperature is 28C or over. Every climate change sceptic twat will get their net zero ducks in a row in double quick time.

Here is what we need: Tax the rich and corps Make all Healthcare fr Raise min wage Found social security Lower retirement age Fully fund education + college Fr childcare Tax the rich and corps Maybe love thy neighbor idk u might have a shitty neighbor Thx for coming to my Ted talk

America has never been the land of the free. They're not allowed to swear and it's illegal to cross the road wherever you want.

“Whoo boy, yes, the current global financial situation looks rough, but we know what we’re doing. Of course, we know how to handle this and are not totally in way over our heads." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wer...

At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.

Why is this not trending? Genius

I'm not greedy. Low 5 figures will do.

@rickyftw.bsky.social like clockwork you guys take a break and new pope drops.

So they went with another Catholic, huh?

How much do you get paid when you are the pope?

“This is taxpayer-funded, state-sponsored religious indoctrination. You’ve just got to call it what it is.”

MORAN: Even some people who voted for you are saying, 'I didn't sign up for this.' So how do you answer those concerns? TRUMP: Well, they did sign up for it actually

Horse armor is free now?

Do you ever see a video that youtube suggests that looks interesting, but don't watch it because you know youtube will blast you with similar videos that you won't be interested in?

To those who celebrate, happy Rex Manning day!

What a perfect day for Newsmax to ring the opening bell on the stock exchange.