Diana Fire

Diana Fire

@boo.bsky.social

All hopped up on hormones and surgeries

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Too much blame for Trump 2024 is placed on highly informed leftists led by Hasan Piker to withhold voting Kamala and not enough blame is placed on highly specified micro-targeted ads funded by Elon Musk flooding low information voters to frame Kamala in opposition to whatever they believed.

It's wild to watch christian nationalists and white supremacists turn a company founded by a western sufi with an aesthetic borrowed from western sufism into a pillar of american culture. Cheesecake factory's decor is a product of Walnut Creekians appropriating esoteric islam.

On second thought i am keeping my birthday where it is. I could not handle the rejection of no one coming to a birthday party on May 27

"Voting lesser evil is how things get incrementally better" they say while public policies have only gotten worse

I work so hard hosting a show to find the exact precise line where the crowd is. I warm them up, go too far, make them slightly uncomfortable, dial it back and win them back over just in time for the rest if the lineup to be like "these are jokes people lighten up"

I am cultivating an audience that wouldn't cheer at a public execution and comedians meanwhile are used to comedy audiences which are generally the worst people alive

This year AGT had flying pole artist doing death drops at 50 feet in the air. If her routine didn't go PERFECTLY she would have died. That's how stand-up comedy should be.

If you showed me a picture of Ethan and Hila Klein and I knew nothing about them I would guess he was cheating on her. 2s always cheat on 7s.

I think before instituting the death penalty for rapists we should start with any consequences at all for rapists and see if that works

Not only is the democrat cabal changing everyone's genders, they're also working with the DMT elves to mandela effect your memory of your original gender so you always thought you were that gender. They use something called moonjuice.

People hate on the owner of the only lesbian bar in town because she's not a lesbian but is a bisexual woman in a monogamous relationship with a man but that doesn't mean she's not part of the community, she could be cheating with a woman. Don't make assumptions.

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everytime i push the button i hear someone scream in another room. but they took my phone and there’s not even like an iPad in here or anything. so, you know. button time

Lets keep it that way and make sure all the anti-trans dems lose

Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com

Not at all picking on this poster, so don't let me catch you being mouthy, but the bast majority of Democrats are pro-trans and have records of being pro trans There are over 10,000 elected Democrats in fed and state gov, so don't get distracted by a small handful getting headlines being anti-trans

Danny Trejo can't do bad acting as malicious compliance because it's indistinguishable from his regular acting but he could fire the agent who got him into this mess

There's comedy in doing something unexpected and this often includes going outside the boundaries of social norms but when you've expanded those boundaries to the point where politicians are saying it you end up with the tony hinchcliff effect

mtsw@mtsw.bsky.social

there is and always has been a huge market for "comedy" that is just a guy standing on stage saying bigoted stuff about minority groups. It's honestly just a different thing with different goals than other forms of comedy.

Came here to let everyone know the allegations against me are completely false and unrelated to that I have been getting into Jesus Christ lately. He has some cool takes

I don't understand how men fail to find any part of the woman's anatomy, it's not an IKEA it's 6 square inches at most just feel around and listen for--oh I see the problem

The fact we give veterans a whole month and bisexuals only get a day is proof we have fallen as a society and deserve god's wrath

Did Trump invite Iran to hit San Diego and Los Angeles with a nuclear strike? Our fact checkers say FALSE! While those were technically the exact words out of his mouth, he was inviting Iran in the way you might run into an old friend and say "lets get lunch some time" without making concrete plans.

Technically San Diego and Los Angeles are out of range for a nuclear strike so he's just doing empty fearmongering to deflect from gas prices, or at worst, setting up a false flag event. But we at NYT think the chances he would hit CA with a nuke and blame Iran are under 50%. I wouldn't Kalshi it!

Wrestler to tv/movie star to politician pipeline has been attempted by many but only one man has gone all the way and his name is Jesse Ventura.