Boredmonkey

Boredmonkey

@boredmonkey.bsky.social

A 1968 Earth Monkey living in a very conservative Texas town. I always vote Blue. ๐Ÿ’™

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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Yes, a dinosaur or a ghoul.

Tim Williams Art@timwilliamsart.bsky.social

"Alexa, show me an irrelevant dinosaur who is pissed off that he survived the asteroid that wiped out the rest of the dinosaurs."

When I voted in Abilene, Texas, I had trouble getting the check mark to register my vote for the Democratic candidate. For a few candidates, it took 4 attempts to get my vote to register. Anything to slow down the line? ๐Ÿค” I double-checked my printed-out ballot. It was all good. ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅณ

True, but for some, the truth apparently scares the hell out of them, so they have to invent an alternative reality.

Miaganga@miaganga.bsky.social

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I think it will explain a lot about why we are in the situation we are in. These kids are now voters. Many believe they can't go to heaven if they vote for a Democrat.

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Dean Obeidallah@deanobeidallah.bsky.social

When Democrats win House, they must investigate Elon Musk and bar future government contracts! Musk is using $ he makes from taxpayer funded government contracts to fund the GOP. Dems must investigate his contracts, citizenship and more! My article deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/when-democ...

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Jones: I've been told I'm too young to understand politics. Too young to understand why some neighborhoods get parks while others get police tapeโ€ฆ But they never said I was too young to inherit the debtโ€ฆ. too young to inherit the consequences of decisions I never got to make

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BREAKING: "No Kings" coalition spokesperson tells MS NOW Meta pulled down its Instagram page. MS NOW is out to Meta for comment and has not yet heard back. @ahylton26.bsky.social reports.

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Ricky Davila@therickydavila.bsky.social

The winner of the Nobel Peace Prize in 2026 is Navi Pillay, a brave extraordinary woman who has served at the International Criminal Court prosecuting genocide, war crimes and crimes against humanity. Immediately after being notified she had won, she mocked the orange felon on video. Love her. ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ‘Š

These MAGA politicians are just one big grift extended over time. It never ends. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Mia Farrow@miafarrow.bsky.social

Text messages with a MAGA ally show her seeking funds and offering access to top administration officials ahead of her confirmation as ambassador to Greece www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

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Not my president. Clearly, not a president for all Americans. โ€œLet them (Iran) take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego.โ€ Then Trump called it a โ€œsmall price to pay.โ€ Millions of us dead. And his audience laughed. Reporting from my local newsโ€ฆ

Jack Smith being thanked by a man on crutches is classic. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜

WuTangIsForTheChildren@wutangforchildren.bsky.social

Jack Smithโ€ฆ.man of the people at the Power to the People concert hanging out on the lawnโ€ฆ.no fancy pavilion seats or backstage laminate pass

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"I will provide for you And I'll stand by your side You'll need a good companion for This part of the ride Leave behind your sorrows Let this day be the last Tomorrow there'll be sunshine And all this darkness past"

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We're all doomed!

Paulley Ticks@tomadelsbach.bsky.social

Eric Schmitt: Mr Smith, wasn't it true, that because of your gross incompetence, the entire Robinson family was lost in space permanently? Jack Smith: No sir, that was Dr. Smith. #EricSchmitt

I can't wait to vote for the Blue wave ๐ŸŒŠ here in Texas.

Raider@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social

We're one month out from Election Day. Listen to Willie. Vote for change this year.

The MAGA candidates are screaming, "Make him stop!" I'm going to start calling them Mary Shelley. He's your monster; welcome to FAFO.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social

Oklahoma News: โ€œWhat do you say to people struggling with gas/food/diesel โ€” when can they see relief?โ€ Trump: โ€œWe have the greatest economy in the history of our countryโ€ฆโ€ ๐Ÿค”