young reckless.

Check me out. I make thick ass hoodies. beacons.ai/smilelab.app...

I had one promising applicant but then.. that proved to be uneventful. Applications still open 😮‍💨

And I’m sure the constant projectile vomiting would be a quick way to a summer body. A little possession in May, and we’re on a beach by June.

Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and then post a picture of a boat you like.

Let me introduce you to: an iced matcha latte with whipped espresso and vanilla extract.. it looks like Shrek’s outhouse, but it’s fucking delicious and it’s all I’m going to make at home from here on out.

Yall will praise the cold but appreciate it from INSIDE. 😒 I hate the cold, I miss being outside 😩😩

Reminding everyone what Jude law looks like.

Me as a Canadian:

#loveisblind Stew needs to STOP calling himself good looking. 1 it’s LOVE IS BLIND, you’re not supposed to focus on looks. & 2 it’s very misleading, and to his detriment, because jax automatically creates what SHE finds hot in her mind and is ultimately disappointed..

#loveisblind I think Jax is wayyyy to materialistic and judgmental to be on LOVE IS BLIND. She focuses on the outer appearance of EVERYTHING and is only interested in Stew because he’s rich and says he’s good looking every chance he gets.

Me at home: big T shirt, big shorts, fluffy socks, hair in 1-2 buns. Me when I go out:

CN tower, Empire State Building, Eiffel Tower, Tokyo tower, Big Ben, Golden Gate Bridge, Trump tower (and take its owner with him)

And ideally, not by our own hands

I forgot, yall gonna have to get these Saturday morning leftovers 😘

Don’t you DARE forget Ray J

The art of fingering with a good makeout session has been lost omg

“This isn’t the America I know” Black People:

Fuck. I went out and told myself I would not spend ANY money. And I succeeded, I walked to the event and the restaurant, new friend got our uber to the bar and took transit home. But now I want Chinese food 😩😩😩😩

I have to go out or else I would never have any photos of myself.

Went to a singles event for the first time and found new girl friends instead. VERY SUCCESSFUL MISSION.

Good as night, but I have to pee

I’ve never been more wet

It’s always one of them UNDESIRABLES

No.. I was born in December. To celebrate my parents having sex, I’d need to celebrate in February. So Valentine’s Day is rough for me.

If you wanted someone to get to know you, what horror movie would you show them?

I’ve seen people describe Olandria’s features as “hard,” and I can’t help noticing how that judgment is tied to her being a dark-skinned Black woman. Often, when folks call her features “hard” it’sless about her actual face and more about how

What’s happening on my sky line?

My mom worked for retired priests all through my childhood.. the stories I could tell you

Okay, it’s 5

If yall haven’t tried this, TRY THIS.

ITS HOBOSEXUAL SZN! LADIES LOCK YOUR DOORS!

🔊🔊🔊 Post a random video out your phone with no context

I mean.. they ARE Australian 🤷🏽‍♀️

Is it too early to appreciate when men lick up the middle of your back?

I need black people to leave Florida. Or burn it down. Whatever.

So jealous. I want to get my gym membership back just to have access to the stairmaster and finally conquer it. I used to die by minute 7 😮‍💨🥵

It’s so funny that whe my dad tried to get me into horror it scarred me. But with my mom it’s become a shared tradition. Like we will watch horror movies at every holiday. Xmas, Easter, we’re def gonna watch a couple for Thanksgiving 😂

I always head to YouTube after a movie I wanna talk about. IF my best friend isn’t available or hasn’t seen it

Same day I find out that they rap. Hit em with a mean screw face full of confusion

who tf is they?

I don’t want to hear R&B from people who would try to touch my hair if I visited their country. Keep it off my skyline.

I just need someone to fund me so I can buy 4 wigs. Just $700-800 no big deal.

Going to my first osteopathy appt and I’m so excited to sort out this neck back and shoulder pain, do you hear me?

This brag 🙄😒 yall gotta come to Canada and see what 4 REAL seasons feels like 😮‍💨🥲

Today is about cleaning my bathroom, changing my sheets, cooking for the week, and watching horror movies

Didn’t fall asleep until 3am, mind you

I can’t drink coffee after 2pm. I had two sips at 2:21 today.. And now I’m awake at 2am. Apparently that cut off is a HARD 2pm

Me too wth.. I’m usually out by 9