Edison Carter

Well, well, well…. An analysis of voter registration records reveals Republican operative Scott Presler had 3 out-of-state voters use his Pennsylvania address to vote in the 2024 election. This is what voter fraud looks like.

A special shout out this morning to all my followers from Kiribati! Ko na mauri!

For any republicans watching The Handmaid's Tale, even though the traitorous people in Gilead are environmentally conscience, they're still the republicans. I know it's confusing.

Wordle 1,933 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 This doesn't seem like it's going to be a lucky day.

Approaching 2000 followers, let's keep this up! A special shout out to all my followers in Springfield.

📌Now that you soft-ballers in the press FINALLY understand this felon is playing hardball, it's time for you to band together and refuse to cover the WH. Start calling it the way WE see it. The way it IS: A lawless regime hellbent on destroying this country. Get your heads out of your asses.

Morally vacant and beyond redemption; they continue to defend him.

Hilarious!

Another reason to use Brave browser to watch YouTube, along with no ads, it doesn't stop when you switch to another app.

I'm now actually whistling instead of just blowing into hot coffee, soup,etc. People in restaurants enjoy it, they always look. It's a total thing now.

Guava and cheese. Please and thank you.

From 2011 to 2013 Silk Road was responsible for selling drugs that resulted in at least six overdose deaths.

It's an abuse of the FCC. Texans, make it backfire!

It's impossible to ignore, Trumpism attracts a type.

Here’s the best shirt for Halloween. 🎃

Is SCTV really on Netflix in the US?

@mapquest.com why can't I choose my staying point on the map?

Senile Satan: “I’m signing an Executive Order that changes the name of German Measles to American Measles.” 🇺🇸

Are we ever going to find out what happened to mitch McConnell

Seeing those images frim Tibet makes me think that Vale Mining had a mine there. Exactly the same scenes from Brazil.

I don't know and haven't heard of a single person that has a truth social account. I'm pretty excited to see it tank after the next election.

Please bluesky, let us create AI filters that scrub all mentions of women's sports, hockey, cat pictures and crochet out of my feed.

I'm watching I dream of Genie on Tubi. I can't believe how stunning Barbara Eden is. Every shot, every reaction, every outfit. I definitely did not pick up on that as a six year old.

If you're going to eat curds and whey, why not just drink milk and save having to wash a bowl and a spoon instead of just a glass? Help me make sense of this.

Can we all agree that the first Dr. Who was a dick?

Man pitches 'Shepherd Safety' to city council—a service that tracks politicians the exact same way Flock Safety tracks us. This shouldn't be satire...everyone should be watching “Authority” like a hawk. TT: @coachtd87

Reese's in the US $3.99 Reese's in Brazil $2.27? How?

There's always one.

theonion.com/u-s-mint-unv...

Ding dong the Mitch is dead.

A bio-inspired robot crosses paths with a real insect , 400 million years of evolution face to face with human engineering.

Don't cities require builders to build adequate parking for their projects in a city? Why should it be different for data centers and power?

How is it possible that, after being referred to the bar association for potential discipline on Monday, we’re contemplating this guy for attorney general on Wednesday?

Most corrupt administration in American history!

OMG, I'm so happy I finished a book.

Holy shit, Colbert should run for the empty SC senator seat.

150 year old towns in the US being touted as historic. I have tools that old I use frequently.

South Carolinians, what happens now? Does you governor choose a new senator?

@Delta I paid for a carry-on bag. It's exactly why I bought that ticket. I get to the tunnel and am forced to check it under the plane. Now I have no coat or food for the next 2 flights, exactly the opposite result that I expected SINCE MY TICKET HAS A CARRY-ON INCLUDED.

Wow, they look really good tonight. Maybe we have a chance.

I'm skipping any and all posts that come in the form of a mini script. Me: to ttu to um j Somebody else: ygg fghh bb Me: hft rfsrf Thank you for your attention.