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Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵

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It's the exact same thing with "music sucks now" crowd - just because you're putting in exactly 0 effort to engage with anything outside of what's being spoon-fed to you doesn't mean there isn't amazing art being made.

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lol damn

They want to force denunciations of trans people so they know they control you and can force you to abandon people

While vacationing in Florida last December, we were driving in the car late at night and my sister started softly singing We Are Charlie Kirk while scrolling TikTok and that shit woke me up immediately.

Everyone really needs to get better at not engaging with right wing rage bait, the right just has guys whose whole job is to clip shit out of context and I see people who should know better fall for that shit.

Sear eating shit while skateboarding for @bonboneka.bsky.social and plum~

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💧 friends in the pool #art

🤹‍♂️ Step right up, Step Right Up! For the Monster Cirque! 🤹‍♂️

Unrelated, but are you the same Lauren from the “I’m not falling for that hot take, that’s someone with a fetish for being yelled at” post?

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two curves, sir goony golf, independence boulevard, charlotte, north carolina, 1979

[Q] Are you cheerful? well, i think i am! ;] have a nice day! ^ ^ [A] well im having 50% cuz i finshed my book but i got this ugly pimple :( :( :( :( :( [2009]

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Same as it ever was #nerds

Happy pride! Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love: ☆ plural gay pansexual Greek gods ☆ plural puppygirl lesbian chavs ☆ quoisexual out of pocket people ☆ Latin American heteroflexible lesbian edgelords ☆ Puerto Rican straight YA authors ☆ straight people

I hate that CNN reads them like an oracle. "95% chance Hong wins" No- 95% of gambling addicts bet on her. Its so deceptive.

wanya #art #kirby #InternationalWaddleDay

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

if you think about it, fishing is the oldest Gacha

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

looks like team rocket is baja blasting off again

neurospicy is a slur

“Now go to sleep, Kevin—or once again I’ll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death.”

“Well, hey … these things just snap right off.”

This sold for 425 ETH. $1.59M

What a cute and totally innocent creature. 😌 #Kirby #Magolor #KirbyAirRiders