Bottlerocket is at work

Bottlerocket is at work

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Writer woman. Photo thing. Video animal. Complete idea. Parts sold separately 🖼️: @mammalfriend.bsky.social

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all of the numberphile guys have confirmed mathematically that there is nothing an an attractive anthro woman in a black tanktop and camo pants won't fix

I missed an opportunity not pulling a fear and loathing during freefurall. I know every right wing minority group has this “well they won’t come after me if i play along” mentality, but it’s baffling that bam the spotted dog thinks Steve Bannon wouldn’t immediately annihilate them with a broodsword.

I find it genuinely endearing with how protective Ridley Scott becomes with alien after seeing too many people throw out the baby with the bathwater. I genuinely thought we were never going to see an ending to the alien prequel trilogy and all it took was Fede Alvarez to bring it back

2 years with this wonderful kitty that has challenged me, changed me, and taught me a kind of patience and simplicity that otherwise was near impossible to achieve on my own. I’m still in awe of having the privilege of waking up next to you every day. My cinnamon. My love. Thank you @marcyani.me

Just remembered the time I was at a Waffle House when one of the servers pulled us aside to show off his truck before showing off a set of photos of every bad dragon dildo he has ever owned. Imma miss the Midwest additude of getting upfront with you the second you get into a flow with a stranger

Farewell to the entire internet as we knew, grew up on, and cherished. Had a good run. Really. Many formative valuable memories and life changing relationships made on it. Sadly it was all being held up by popsicle sticks and scotch tape constructed by people who have never used said sticks and tape

Turns out this “expansion before regulation” idea has always been Implented into tech long before the “liking them strung, dumb, and especially young” crowd spilled the beans on a GQ article post-realizing they don’t have real consequences. We can rest knowing money you’ll never see was made off it

Yknow, work shouldn’t feel like work. That’s why we added the ping pong room, a working slide that goes right into a Japanese 7/11, and a vending machine that dispenses guns just in case you develop a moral compass and decide today’s the day you wanna be on the news

You can see everything left me in such an intense dissociative state that I could not get up from my seat. I felt an intense sense of dread to the point I nearly threw up. I stared at the patterns on the cup next to me thinking about the essence of honesty and truth. Can’t wait to see other mommy!

Anyways it’s the best documentary since symbiopsychotaxiplasm. Nathen is one of the best living artists working with a camera. My sense of reality is shattered and the world is wicked and impossible to understand

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like holy fuck nigga

Porn of 9/11@bbwpizzahut.blacksky.app

see this site sucks because its so white y’all niggas don’t even know soulja boy just vibecoded the worst fighting game ever made

[Curry baker writing obsession] So like, imagine if a girl had BPD and was fucking skitzo! Like, she would have breakdowns every day if you didn’t give her attention. [realizing he has written the most misogynistic move ever made, he points a finger at himself] And, like, that’s men’s faults

I’m Larry Glover. I just turned the ripe age of 48. I love seasons 2-7 of the simpsons. My hobbies are tattoos and cool beers. And after finding out a social worker needs to be present whenever I see my children, I knew it was time finally time to follow my dream of “DJI drone homeless photography”

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Accepted that I'm not hearing back from the two places I interviewed recently so I'm still job hunting and still need money

Now, originally just through this would be a normal video talking about the history of the beach boys. However once I saw that there was the sad wojack and the happy wojack in the thumbnail, I knew I was in for a wild and maybe even hilarious ride.

Not even 20 minutes into being in Seattle and I managed to sit next to a mid 30’s white guy rocking a jacket that had “cruzt punk” accompanied with the smelliest curdled yogurt and dried ketchup dreads I’ve ever inhailed. This city will eternally be a parody of itself

The paper chase and foetus are the only bands to do the evil showtune sound without sounding obnoxious or too tryhard. Imagine a vaudeville show where each song is about how easy it is to break into your house