Moshin' n Mmmphin'

Every time a queer person lets loose with some biphobic nonsense brings me closer to becoming the guy from Hatred

Me when mfers yap about traveling to Japan to learn authentic shibari technique

Pre-Zoloft: depressed, hesitant, low self-esteem During Zoloft: manageable moods, better career prospects, easier to socialize Post-Zoloft: attained gnosis, slayed the demiurge, can jizz on command

tired: domination & submission inspired: tyranny & insurrection

"fuckin brainrot generation" -old fogies in 1946 after watching Bob Clampett's animated masterpiece The Great Piggy Bank Robbery in cinemas

Car trunk capture scenes are low-key my favorite

...I'm not even sure what kind of fantasy scenario to put to this photo. A high-value target captured and displayed as a trophy? Kidnapped by a cult and worshipped as an idol against your will? What comes to mind for you?

Yeah yeah try to get rescued when NOBODY CAN FUCKIN SEE YA

Giving the local Amish population a sampling of stoner doom metal as I drive past the horse-drawn buggies

I've always been inconsistent about posting on this account, but recent life events have made it more so - moving across states, searching for work, and dealing with family illness doesn't leave much time for bondage photos. I'm down, but not out. Peace, love, and death metal my dudes.

Caffeine + THC is the absolute goated drug combo

replying to post-interview job rejection emails with "that's cool but i'm gonna kill myself now and its your fault just fyi"

The Return of Analog Culture? Gen Z is Jerking Off to Vintage Smut Magazines More than Previous Generations, Study Finds

I'm taking Bubsy 4D's new Black Hole Campaign update as a sign to repost my most deranged commission yet

Ah yes, my signature move...the death stare

Made it to the door...surely someone's gonna hear the noise and come rescue me soon, right?

Cut me loose? Pleeeease? 🥺

Christ, I have a huge fucking rack

Sometimes I just can't hide how much fun I'm having while I'm tied up ❤️

When my socks get too many holes to wear anymore, they get retired to the Gag Bin

I love duct tape

still one of my fav photosets if I'm being honest

Man, I need to get into more perilous situations with the homies, being in "trouble" together is so uniquely fun ❤️

Honestly gifs are one of my favorite formats for bondage stuff so I'm glad they finally added the functionality which should've been there from the start lmfao

Can you guess the location of my missing sock? 😅

This job interview is either going really bad or really well, I never can quite tell.

old-ass video that I made with @tiedtea.bsky.social in their then-new domicile

@boundthrasher.bsky.social hogtied on my couch. I love having unrestricted access to his fuzzy chest.

Man I can't wait til it cools off so I can wear long sleeves and jackets for duct tape bondage sessions

Uh, there must be some mistake, I don't need this thing stra-mmphh!! "Not to worry, sir - the head physician has informed us of your delusional condition and to disregard any objections. You will be kept muzzled at all times to avoid confusion amongst staff. Come along, your cell is right this way."

More of me getting fucked with, courtesy of @playingbindgames.bsky.social

...god dammit.

Pros: no longer jammed inside the closet Cons: the kidnappers tossed me on the bed to have their fun with me