strawberry malortcake

The Milwaukee Brewers, in their hubris, purport to reclaim as their own a ball that was set aloft as an offering to the God of the Sky. This lack of piety shall be their undoing.

There’ve been many times when I’m glad I got pulled away from watching an SC game, but not usually for reasons like that. Seeing glimpses of the hit and reaction and that was repulsive.

While I hope nobody will have to die for Larry, in the event of that tragic occurrence, Larry will dig a hole eleven feet from your grave as you are lowered into it.

Herzegovina. Herze comin’outtaya, too.

Nathan Fielder watching from the sideline tunnel, next to the regulation goal he swapped out with a slightly-smaller goal.

Cabo Verde still hasn’t used a single megalixir this World Cup.

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Bringing up the rear of the B1G train (still getting used to these early morning kickoff times). 184 plus fees for the sum of our retired Heisman jerseys, plus an extra 55 for another one worn by a Buncha Guys (particularly this one)

negotiating with bombs

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

Box whine

the incoming stolen hurricane valor is going to fundamentally reshape climate change discourse