🇨🇦 Dan (Derogatory) 🇨🇦

Big relationship update: Husband finally switched from lightning cable charger to usb-C

Spent the day at the pool. This is going to be a good summer

Just found out I have giant bruises on my ass from the water park yesterday :(

Beach day ☀️🍹

Had a short conversation with one of the technicians here and tell me why the first thing she said to me was “happy pride month”??

Bye NYC see you in a week ✌️ @boyinhd.bsky.social

Does anyone have a pokopia cloud island I can visit? I want to see what other people have made ❤️

Who wants to start the “nyc gays wearing Speedo’s in the park” discourse this weekend?

1 part tequila 1 part margarita mix (premade with tequila) … Step 4 profit

I have been working hard in the gym this week but my glutes hamstrings and hip flexors are begging for a day off.

One like and I’ll skip cardio today.

Babysitting the goddaughter and all she wants to watch on TV is the bad bunny halftime show.

Juicyyyyyyyy

Kept getting error messages trying to sign up for the CÉLINE Dion presale. What is the meaning of life because this isn’t it.

Is there anyway to get tinkagear on my sky island? I want to make the lift platform? #pokepia

Oooh up to 35 now!

28 Pokémon registered day 1! Not bad!

Just started my cloud island on #Pokopia: NSRWWKRL

Using the time change to adjust the cats dinner from 6pm to 7pm 🤭

Need WW3 to hold off one more week

830pm and the upstairs neighbor has decided to rearrange the furniture.

He called to tell me he was going to get married on my birthday and asked if I’d be free 🤣

Spoke to my brother on the phone for the first time in 6 years today (when he moved to Canada) and he now has the thickest Canadian accent 🤣🤣🤣

‘Move for one more minute to make progress on your Stand goal’ It’s 5:50am watch. Let’s chill.

My show is on

That was so good omg

Once the Pokémon commercial airs I’m going to bed.

Gaga???

Got to be a principal and announce a snow day tomorrow :)

Had to have a disciplinary meeting today and I didn’t cry 🤩 (I was doing the disciplining)

Gym was packed because of the holiday. And on top of that two people got in a fight 🫠 aren’t endorphins supposed to make you happy?

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Watching Charlie’s Angels for the first time 🤩

I love my mother but in the process of sending me money via Zelle did she call me to verify that she had the correct phone number in her contact list? I haven’t changed my number in 10+ years.

Xanax o’clock. Happy new year 😘

“See you next year” will never not be amusing to me.

Taking an uber because it’s 26° outside. Why is his window open?!? Its freezing in here too now 🫠

Securing their spots on the naughty list for next year.

I’m going to be alone on Christmas…wicked has a Christmas performance…do I do it??

Three people guarding the subway turnstiles this morning and when someone jumped them, not a single one did anything. Great job MTA!

Our anonymous employee feedback came in today and I got the nicest, most positive review from someone 🥰🥰 ive been so stressed about being a good leader, it was so nice to hear I’ve done something right ❤️❤️❤️

Spotify wrapped called me a f*ggot again this year :/

Cat has learned how to remove the child locks on our cabinet doors 🫠