Brad B.

Brad B.

@bradman.bsky.social

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.

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Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo

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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

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All the brands I’ve ever interacted with at any point in my life reappearing like in the climax of ENDGAME to email me about this week’s sales

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for years scholars wondered how many toddlers you can run over with tanks before your country is considered "Bad" . probably about 4 million

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