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"HAHAHA GOT 'EM! JD is right! Long place names with lots of syllables are inherently stupid!" - residents of Skaneateles, New York

Angie Nixon is who Jasmine Crockett thinks she is

BABE WAKE UP SYRACUSE OTTO HELMETS JUST DROPPED WEARING ON SATURDAY

Dear lord our next three primetime games involves the Eagles, the Panthers, and then an Eagles/Commanders game? Jeeesus

Yeah that "Liberals are the new racists" ad is awful in every way ...but have you seen the ad with the Muppets doing Christmas Carol shit without Michael Caine? That's true perversion that can't be tolerated

fuck Josh Jacobs

Wait I have been away from the TV all day but Cam Skattebo got a personal foul for head butting a defender in the dick?

Iron performance by Steve Angeli. Much respect. But mannnnnnn that is close

He signals TD. You better have a perfect angle to show he didnt break the plane to overturn.

Seems cruel to make me watch more of this game

YOU CAN NOT TAKE A SACK THERE STEVE

Oh look the guy who always gets stupid penalties and never gets punished for it got yet another stupid penalty

Oh look our nepo baby long snapper had another terrible snap

"Getting torched by Billy Edwards" is when I move into "it's time to fire Fran" territory

Very seriously - did Scott Frost get cursed by a witch of some sort??

UCF DOESN'T GET TO KICK AGAIN BECAUSE THE KICKER'S HELMET GOT RIPPED OFF OH MY GODDDDD

Is it appropriate to worry after just three exhibition and no real games that Gerry McNamara is really bad at this? I am clinging to the hope that this is not how he's going to sub during real games.

I'm not a Christian anymore but "don't be around non-Christians" is literally the opposite of what Jesus did and said!

The Buffalo Bills. But that's a pretty recent development.

He's getting that plantation come hell or high water

The reason we keep hearing about desperate schemes to boost Republican chances in the midterms—Announce we're buying Russian diesel! Sue to preemptively reject a Democratic victory in Alaska!—is because they don't have a secret plan that will overturn a midterm loss, not because they do.

Fuck. Nepo. Babies.

Record when their defense gives up 30 points: Josh Allen 4-0 Drake Maye 0-2

On one hand this is a nightmare for democracy. On the other hand there's a pretty good chance he is just lighting a half billion dollars on fire to change nothing so that's pretty funny.

The upcoming Bears/Bills game might break 100 points

Lazy political reporters who know Rahm will pick up the phone and meet them somewhere and they can expense the lunch if they just churn out the 100th "Rahm Emanuel Knows What's Wrong With the Democrats!" story.

I would like to see the next President start a massive anti-scam task force or even a new agency.

I actually would be surprised if there was intentional rigging of machines. ...but at this point every single election should be an optical scan so there is a paper backup like in NY

Thank god NY isn't a swing state because I know *at least* three Bills starters would be treating JD like an old friend.

On January 21st, 2029, this piece of shit should be rotting in SuperMax

Nepo baby loser chump. Any roster that has washed Trent Grisham leading off an elimination game is not "championship caliber". Fuck nepo babies.

As soon as Dems get power, every asset this fucker has needs to be seized and he needs to be in SuperMax for treason and murder.

Possibly the most evil ad I have ever seen in politics. And is that saying something. This vile woman is estranged from her daughter Amy Acton because she is mad that Amy "snitched" on her husband for raping Amy. Now she's on TV saying Amy is a "liar" because she's STILL protecting that rapist.

The biggest arguments against the idea that Trump has already "stolen" the elections: 1) no way he'd be offering money 2) no way he'd be on the road so much 3) no way he'd be able to resist bragging about it. He'd be constantly saying shit like "it's already in the bag"

Never! Not one! It's INSANE!

Josh Allen is 8-1 over the past two seasons when the Bills give up 30+ points. He's the best player alive. Fuck you.

i just know we’re about to get a “obviously his behavior today was unacceptable but we stand by CJ gardner johnson, we’ll correct it over the bye week and have him ready for baltimore” statement from brady and it might straight up kill me

The Bills are 5-1 at the bye week. Lots to fix, but the wins are in the bank. When the schedule dropped, the early part of the season looked difficult. 5-1 with four games left against the Dolphins and Jets is a good place to be.

5-1 is 5-1. Go Bills. Get some rest. Trade for some back 7 pieces.

he’s been given serious big boy work this year and he’s risen to the occasion basically without fail. worth remembering that he’s still young as hell too

We did it Bills fans. We made it to the bye week. Enjoy it.

The secondary deserves some blame. But this pass rush has been NON-EXISTENT today. You can't have a good defense if you never get to the quarterback! Nothing else matters!

The D-line isn't winning on the pass rush. Ever. Hard to cover forever!

I lived in hell until I was 22, this will never get old. Super Bowl or not

Hahahahahahahaha God damn I love him. Football is going to be unbearable to watch whenever he retires

Someone tell Joe Brady that pitch play has gotten blown up like four times in a row now