Brandon Moore

Never underestimate the importance of weird internet friends

Another swimsuit season ends and I managed to avoid a nipple slip. Sorry/You’re welcome.

Election season, when the dumbest people you knew in high school have the need to tell you how to vote on Facebook

Thirsty Thursday…nope it Weary Wednesday

You know children, back in my day a montage with a Kenny Logan’s song solved 90% of our problems.

Hey @easybakedoven.bsky.social Brandon Yaga may have materialized

I was hoping when we became a banana republic everyone would dress up, but with a sense of casualness, like the Banana Republic.

Sorry for the post but today is, or should be, my 10th wedding anniversary. Being a widower is a terrible job. Love doesn’t stop because death shows up.You’re left wondering what to do with the rest of your life. Thank’s to everyone on here who I’ve shared a laugh with, it means more than you know.

Anyone want to meet up at the mall for some drinks and Glamour Shots?

Sorry I haven’t been posting much lately but once you see my new dance moves you’ll understand why.

Joe Rogan after turning an entire generation of white men into conservative dipshits and platforming nazis for years:

What is life like in a non-battleground state? Can you watch things without 2 to 8 political commercials before it starts? Do people still laugh and enjoy things?

I’ve been laying low lately because we just passed what was my late wife’s birthday. So I hope you enjoyed my silence while it lasted, I’m back.

As a Michigander I can confirm that we will not tolerate any changes to the Great Lakes names, because if Gordon Lightfoot sang Lake Ontario in “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” then it stays Ontario!

can someone rename gas to $2/ gallon

That excuse has ended more than one relationship

Thank you to everyone who congratulated me on the cameo in Spider-Man but that wasn’t actually me, it was Zendaya.

You know you’re entering a new stage in life when you realize you’re wearing one pair of reading glasses and have another pair on your collar.

"So Brandon, when are you going to start dating again?" "Hey, I took a woman home yesterday." "Was it Mrs. Butterworth?" "Yes, yes it was Mrs Butterworth...I like pancakes." 😕

When you’re young and playing Mario Bros you dream of saving a princess, but at this age it just makes me wish I knew more about plumbing so I don’t have to pay a professional.

My essence America. Don’t worry kid, your future cynicism will be covered by your future beard.

My Bluesky starter pack consists almost entirely of people who have commented on at least one picture of @justbrady.bsky.social without pants on. I don’t make the rules here but knowing is half the battle.

Not all heroes wear capes, y'all.

I dreamt about my late wife last night. After a couple of years it doesn’t happen that often anymore, and as a widower I’ve learned that nostalgia can kill, but the world seems a little dimmer in the daylight today.

Welcome to the full Banana Republic treatment

The longer I stare the less I can tell the difference

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have https://bit.ly/3RjdlH1

Being a widower means never getting random messages like this anymore

My local Wendy’s closed and it’s pretty depressing because that’s the closest relationship I have with a woman these days.

We may have a fundamental misunderstanding of the term “good news”

White fragility is a hell of a drug

If The Shawshank Redemption happened today Andy would have escaped, looked at who is running the country and turned around and gone back through the sewage pipe to his cell.

If you see this. Quote with a picture of you in glasses.

I feel like I’ve never been closer to completing the EGOT than I am now.

How are thinking going in my neck of the woods today? Incredible.

Building my Bluesky empire one typo at a time.

Here on the meme farm we’re just getting things ready for whatever @beckybunzy.bsky.social and @justbrady.bsky.social send our way.

Just harvesting memes in anticipation for whatever @beckybunzy.bsky.social and @justbrady.bsky.social throw onto the timeline

I don't think my day can recover from "I thought it was me as a doctor." Let's call it a wrap.

The Kool-Aid Man is a creature made of glass and water yet he can break through a brick wall. He is an abomination and we must stop him at all cost.

"Mr. Met is a raging anti-semite" and "Pope Leo is WEAK on crime" in the same week, we are approaching some kind of posting singularity

Alas, everybody was not kung-fu fighting…

Lindsey Graham to celebrate historic Iran ceasefire by going to Knotts Berry Farm by himself and wandering around slowly eating a frozen banana while making eye contact with children until he's politely asked to leave

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

BREAKING: New York Times is reporting that experts are dubious about the legitimacy of the FIFA peace prize.