Noah Phense

Noah Phense

@brannockdevice.bsky.social

Mostly working on my standup routine. Some satire. Some tech stuff. I have an ancestor who signed the US Declaration of Independence. But my parents were both immigrants to the US.

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didn't Trump urge the Jan 6 guys to hang his then current VP? 💀

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IMMORAL… This drawing was made by one of the 5 year old El Gamal twins. It shows children behind bars with the caption, “I’m 5 years old.” An immigration judge denied them bond, citing “insufficient assets.” These children could remain in detention for years while their case is appealed.

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Fun fact: the Constitution actually prescribes checks and balances on power that are not supposed to be gutted by some random South African dude. Also, there are supposed to be three branches, not just one madman and a party and a Supreme Court sane-washing every crazy thing he babbles.

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Men of good faith tried their best to foresee all possible abuses but it was not their trade. A deviant crook would have been helpful in writing the constitution. Like casinos who hire ex-cheaters to moniror gambling operations.

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Exactly — Except the forefathers obviously didn’t fathom so many would be corrupt all at once. Otherwise it wouldn’t have been written so loosely. With so many laws open to interpretation. It’s actually quite stunning how frail the constitution has turned out to be.