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Noah Phense
Noah Phense
@brannockdevice.bsky.social
Mostly working on my standup routine. Some satire. Some tech stuff. I have an ancestor who signed the US Declaration of Independence. But my parents were both immigrants to the US.
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We would have fewer wars if futures markets were open Saturday and Sunday. @kyla.bsky.social
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ICE is riddled with sex criminals. A January 2026 report by the Pacific Antifascist Research Collective identified 30 ICE and CBP agents with documented convictions and arrests, some for serious violent and sexual crimes. At least 20 committed offenses with underage victims.
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Fun fact: the Constitution actually prescribes checks and balances on power that are not supposed to be gutted by some random South African dude. Also, there are supposed to be three branches, not just one madman and a party and a Supreme Court sane-washing every crazy thing he babbles.
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Exactly — Except the forefathers obviously didn’t fathom so many would be corrupt all at once. Otherwise it wouldn’t have been written so loosely. With so many laws open to interpretation. It’s actually quite stunning how frail the constitution has turned out to be.