branon 🐦

a ghost when his partner says she’s pregnant:

mother mary had my back on this monday—day 10 of this escalation nonsense

uhoh someone lost the keys to the whole damn neighborhood

i love being gay because what do you mean i left the gym, was immediately ambushed by a county public health official, and was handed $100 for completing a 20 minute survey studying the sexual health of men who have sex with men 🚬

@branon.bsky.social did you post this?

finally 💇🏻‍♂️

Folks, many of you know that this was a challenging year for me. In the spirit of giving back, I’m helping my friend Anthony raise money for the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. If you can support him, even by sharing, I know he would appreciate it. All of my love, my friends 🫂

i met this froot today

wildwood was fucking magical and you should probably go see it ⚙️ 🪴 🚲 🌹 📚 ☕ 🛝 🐦‍⬛ 🌲 🐺 🐀 ⛅ 🏔️ 🦅 🦉 🐦 🗡️ 💥 🌿 💚

bulbasaur imma scream i think cuz the escalations won’t stop. unlike me—who is stopping for therapy—so good luck

in the office for a 7am meeting whose invite was not officially cancelled but instead was soft-cancelled via 5:45am email and 6:45am slack. skipped gym for this 🫩

it’s a blue day

bout to watch queen olivia colman get f*cked by a basket

4 characters that match my vibe

noodle club october 🫃🏻 🥜 🌱 🥕 🫛 🐖 🫘 🍜 🍗 🫜 🫚

it’s wednesday but those jabs kicked my ass so i stayed in pjs. here is yesterday’s gym (wholesome)

The American mind cannot process a vehicle that is not designed to kill as many pedestrian children as possible

i’m a side-sleeper and decided to get jabbed in both arms. fuck 🤦🏻‍♂️

bloomf noticed i missed it, but i’m still innocent. good morning

the latest becky chambers is always the book event of the year for me 🤩 #nowreading as you wake, break the shell

saw on the review pics that this sushi restaurant has egregious overhead lighting, so i grabbed a hat 🧢

anyone else wake up with chapped lips after watching you can see everything?

started the day upside down, didn’t recover

gm 🐦🍁

i kinda like this one, at least it rhymes

fairy thoughts 🤔💭

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