Cornbread Countess

Since your government hates you and doesn’t care if you starve despite you paying taxes into a system that should help you like SNAP… This is where you can get food if you need it.

Tonight’s dinner, meat from the smoked meat house.

We at the movies, I ask the kids where are the people to order snacks, it’s only kiosks. They gone ask if I need help. No I’m old. I want people. Why they got an attitude. Alright jobless.

Yall ears mad loud

Turn your ears down

I’ve never heard anyone in their car on the Bluetooth unless the windows are down or when they’re parked.

She didn’t deserve the hate she got because folks let so many off the hook. They were just at the Jay Z concert cheering for Snoop who did the same thing as Chrisette Michelle. They are picking and choosing which ones they forget about.

They be in the car alone! Men and women. I don’t understand.

Yeah I’m still eating candy. I should’ve been a silver tooth kid.

Whewwwwwww these are fucking sour!

I do not understand holding the phone when all cars basically have Bluetooth. (Yes we know older cars don’t.)

I’m truly at a loss for words

He saw that sausage fest birthday party

Again, where is the lie

Where is the lie

I hope I am alive long enough to see celebrity and influencer culture die out..majority of those people hate their own audience

So a man just tried to sell me a bottle of 13 crimes while walking the dog.

Today is the only day of the year you can watch an MLB, NFL, NHL, NBA and WNBA game at the same time

Nothing better than ramen for a flu birthday. The Kanabo spice ramen was pretty spicy but no match for a hot sauce heathen like myself. They said it would make me cry, I shed a 1/4 thug tear.

Awww shout to all the moms raising kids on the spectrum. Keep going. You got this. We got this.

What’s popping Saints and Aints

Knicks are gone Knick. At least the Giants gave me a win

If I drunk skeet later it’s not my fault

This drank skrong

She isn't eligible to vote, so...

Alex, what are lies I tell myself?

The cinnatussy don’t taste good without the extra cream.

Thank you! 🥰🥰🫶🏽🫶🏽 Pale Ale

Giants just gave me a win for my birthday

Men from Brooklyn can’t play 2K online. All you hear is “SMD,” “fuck you, your bitch ass.” Literally been the last 3.5 hrs

When the 2K comes out so you go from this to this in less than 24 hrs 😭

🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: 25-year-old Argentinian biologist Pilar Ferrer has developed an injectable gel that helps repair damaged heart tissue after a heart attack

I still sound like Weezy Jefferson tho 😭😭😭😭 Fucking flu

The dog being loud. The man being loud. They in the room playing 2K 😑😑😑😑😑😑

Fuck Drake. I’m the only Scorpio that fucking matters today. ♏️♏️♏️ 42 years of eating, wild hair and doing whatever the fuck I want.

Anyways! It’s that bread bruja’s birthday!

Wikipedia was made especially for people like you.

Is it crack. Bc women born in every generation are still dealing with the same bullshit — unequal pay, sexism, bodily autonomy, voting rights, sexual assault/ abuse, intimate partner violence… Do we watch the same news????

And this is why I never wanted to date men with kids. Bc if you got time and money to spend with me, you got time and money for those kids. 5 pm you picking me up from work? Did you pick them kids up from school? Sat 7 am? Soccer practice?

Very real. I hate seeing back to school pics but I don’t see anything else for the rest of the year. Fam those sneakers and crisp outfit will not cover the year.

BIPOC but specifically Black students have been saying this for years. But it’s only a light bulb moment when it start affecting white students.

Women give men far too much grace. And I know I’m guilty of doing that… in my past.

Not her. She’s absolutely amazing and supports women. I just think in general women give men too much grace.