🌻Bread Georgist

Rushed the first proof yesterday, so today's sourdoughs didn't fully open and have a dual-tone rips that show where they bread almost fully sealed during the bake and changed course at the last moment

When I produced cold brew we avoided botulism by just introducing some oxygen at the beginning of the production process and pushing that through the entire system into the packaging. Just a little oxygen actually makes the brew taste better and obviates the botulism risk.

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@youknowlydia.bsky.social checks in once again with Garfield maniac Nathen Mazri, who's still obsessed with Garfield and making it everyone's problem. IT'S FREE, unlike the many sin-related wellness products Nathen now sells. 1900hotdog.com/2026/07/upse...

They say that when you seek revenge you should dig two holes, but that's becuase they're too stupid to dig one hole double-wide. Know what, make it a triplewide.

Christmas really is coming early this year

Pizza* is not the reason I got into bread, but it's not not the reason my dog is into me. *Crust only because a cruel God made tomato sauce bad for dogs.

The blue tea party started the moment they passed the Laken Riley Act. You'd have had to have been a moron to maintain high trust for the party after that. That charismatic candidates can scoop up that dissatisfaction and push it towards technocratic ends is excellent news!

Sunday brunch french toast, starting on a Thursday afternoon with drying out the bread

Ur girl got published in The Guardian todaaaaayyyy! Screaming, crying, throwing up, dead, dying, etc. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

I enjoy checking in on fintwitter occasionally and yesterday most of the discussions were 1) why isn't oil in the 80's given the done deal, and 2) asking chatgpt to rate their IQs based on chat histories. The average hovered around 130, no duds in this bunch thank you.

There is only one way to make someone forever exempt from the law and they wouldn't like it.

The judge in the Musk v. Altman case just thanked and dismissed the jury before saying the law's work "wasn't done". Then his hands sucked back into his arms and were replaced by buzz saws, like Mega Man. I am on the scene reporting and will update you all as things proceed.

The times, they are portentous

Food Network, soon to be renamed The Beastwork, once Mr. Beast sues them for stealing his life's work.

The Roaring Twenties Two they called it, this time with less dancing and more roaring.

Naturally, the result of the market's current Kenyesian beauty contest resulst in stocks going up in tandem with oil prices rising. The latter is interpreted as driving Trump to cave, which would drive bulls into stock.

Can't believe my wife skipped the closing session of a conference that was headlined by a magician. Something about going for a walk instead watching carnie yell at a crowd "If I can steal your nose, I can steal your clients"

The reusable box-bag is the most revolutionary grocery conveyance technology since the grocery cart. It's on the level of putting wheels on luggage--I feel stupider for not having thought of it.

The beautifully-sized lady with brass pipes ain't signing yet, but the lights have started to lower and you can hear the squeeky wheels of the grand piano being rolled off stage

I'm sorry Mr. President, I once again understimated your brilliance. Why contemplate the U.S. navy vs. Iranian navy and merchant shipping in open waters when we can put marines within range of FPV drones on oil island? I maight actually cry myself, sir. Big, manly tears of joy, of course, sir.

Highly recommend this one, by @kellygrieco.bsky.social. Very astute and insightful analysis that makes it clear Iran considers the global economy by way of the Gulf states, and not Israel, the enemy's center of gravity.

Mr. President, I have terrible news. Operation Make-Jamie-Dimon-Poor is going unwell, sir. We thought bombing Iran into blocking Hormouz would wake up those punks on Wall St., but they're all micro-dosing K-holes, sir! We're going to have blockade Hormouz ourselves to wake them up, sir.

The "nothing ever happens" folks have entered the "it's in everyone's best interest to not do this" phase, as if that's not true of every war. Welcome to the tragedy of the commons fellas, you new here?

My ciabatta Brings a lotta Holes to the bakery

GoonMaxers are commiting crimes against humanity while looking backwards for approval when they could have just bought the old man a Happy Meal.

Fuck yeah good crumb

Hi, hello, my name is Pete-I-just-fucked-your-mom-Davidson, and I'm here to say

"Can we at least stop ICE-ing children" coming to a protest poster near you soon