Breakfast•Imp

Well. Got laid off, position terminated this Saturday. I need some time to remake my resume and everything but if anyone is looking for a Front-End engineer with 12yrs of exp in the Bay Area/Remote U.S. Ping me.

draw for @baclofen.bsky.social !! space dino yay!!

wasn't done...

me when I

Veldiir smaller front eyes see in thermal vision, used both for identifying a prey's most vulnerable spots and as a social and communication tool.

Current status: $250/600 Anything helps

"well if it isn't my favorite regular..." Wanted to draw my khutzel and sidesteps madison meeting

warm up doodle

quick sketch for @baclofen.bsky.social of their critter Deimos just a very slight case of an upset tummy

🐍 Entire Stock 🐍- Part 13 We're BACK, she's hungrier than ever, desperate to fill the cavernous void that is her hunger, willing to do Anything to grow more and more and more.

Please keep sharing. I'm still a bit of a ways away from my goal and would like to get this settled as soon as possible.

never trust AI summaries on search engines. i have firsthand seen it quote fatfur foods as a citation and source for things i'm trying to research to get a fact base for the same posts it cites it's scary to directly see that Google's AI can just call anything it finds a definitive source of truth.

The only clothing that can truly cover up a bunny of my size...

Without a hint of exaggeration, this is where we are now. Joelle was murdered for being trans by the National Health Service www.translegalclinic.com/justice-for-...

*loud as fuck air raid siren* ATTENTION! TIB IS REAL AND HE WANTS TO COME HOME WITH YOU. YES, YOU! ONLY YOU CAN SAVE HIM FROM THIS WRETCHED TORMENT creepdotshop.bigcartel.com

Second half of the month, you know what that means Taking on comms for Novemberrrrrrr

I think he's beginning to regret some life choices he's made

The Coach Meal - I could go for a... barbecue bacon burger, and a large order of fries, an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie. 1720 calories $7.50 @ Burger Tank (in 2009) (he's so real for the "with no ice" part)

(comm) extra doughy demon gal..

i make practically nothing from my job, i have next to nothing in my bank account, and i can’t keep piling on more commissions. to keep my head afloat, i’m opening up a ko-fi where you can support me in whatever way you’re able. even five dollars is an enormous help. thank you

The Big 'Un - A giant deep fried haddock fillet served with chips, bread, butter, mushy peas and tea I am not even British and I am god's #1 mushy peas defender, that shit is gonna pull all of this together in a way you can't even comprehend ~2000 calories £25 @ Murgatroyds, Yeadon, England

Well fed - Com//m

i sat on this drawing so long, it's old enough to start school so I finally colored it in

My partner and I are moving back to our hometown on the 25th. I’ve been applying to jobs for the past month and a half but none of them are interested in hiring me or have simply ghosted me. It’s very likely I will have to rely on doing commissions full-time again while looking for work.

The Scooby-Doo Special - Inspired by the giant po' boy featured in Zombie Island, made with seven meats, three cheeses, hot peppers and almost a cup of hot sauce oh, to live in a world where you could unhinge your jaw ~7000 calories as written in the recipe www.youtube.com/shorts/HzIiT...

This is improper snack food for a hike and I take no responsibility Thingamajig for @ominousglunk.bsky.social

Unfortunately, I think I'm gonna wrap up my #fattytober at this point. It's been fun, but I've lost a lot of motivation to work on it and I'd rather call it here. Thanks to all who commented / shared! And don't worry, there'll be more fat Candy in the future.

Kevin Hart's Usual - look, a meal for $4 is a meal for $4 limited time deal through the Taco Bell app for a burrito supreme, crunchy taco, and medium fountain drink ~800 calories (depending on soda) $4 @ Taco Bell

samus ravenous

"I went to hyper blob island and eeeeeveryone there knew you" "Well, yeah, it's one person. They were my roommate in high school. How're they doing now?" "Just got a zip code" "Hey, good for them"

i love you furries. thank you boobs animals.